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White Whales: A long and miserable list of Final Fantasy failures

For many, the Final Fantasy series is a rich source of cherished memories. Whether it's meeting a doomed flower girl on the neo-futuristic streets of Midgar, suplexing a ghost train, or devoting endless hours to Triple Triad, the seminal ro...   read

 
 
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Those meddling kids: The Bravely Default kids are jerks

[For our first promotion from the September Blogger's Wanted prompt, "Those meddling kids," UsurpMyProse puts the kids from Bravely Default under the microscope and rips them a new one. Don't believe his vile lies about fairies, though...   read

 
 
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Please stop stabbing people in the neck

[Dtoid community blogger UsurpMyProse wants us to cut out all the stabbing, and offers a hefty slice of alternatives. His wit is so sharp, you'll be on the (knife) edge of your seat. The movie Blade. Other puns. Want to see your own stuff a...   read

 
 
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I love the blue shell

[Dtoid community blogger UsurpMyProse answered our recent call for "I love what you hate" submissions with a most evil confession. Do YOU love something that everyone else loathes? Go tell us about it! --Mr Andy Dixon] For many of you, I im...   read

 
 
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Tips for China to catch up on 14 years of console gaming

[Dtoid community blogger UsurpMyProse catches China up on what they've been missing. Turns out, it's not much! Want to see your own blog appear on our front page? Go write something! --Mr Andy Dixon] Hey there, China! Have you heard the goo...   read

 
 
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My 7th Gen: Dear Xbox 360, I'm breaking up with you

[Dtoid community blogger UsurpMyProse bids a fond farewell to his Xbox 360 for this month's Community Assignment. Want to see your own blog appear on our front page? Go write something! --Mr Andy Dixon] Dear Xbox 360 (aka My Sweet Red Eye),...   read

 
 
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So you're a grown-ass adult paying $239 to play Pokemon

[A bit of fun for the weekend, courtesy of Dtoid community blogger UsurpMyProse. --Mr Andy Dixon] Hey, you. It's me -- you. I know, it's been a while since we last talked. Not since I tried to convince you that two Doritos Locos Tacos aren'...   read

 
 
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Seven 'Xbox Reveal' predictions that will totally happen

[Dtoid community blogger UsurpMyProse has seen into the future and been given a glimpse of tomorrow's Xbox event, and what he saw was... well, it's about what we all expected. Want to see your own words appear on the front page? Go write so...   read

 
 
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Horror Story: Fear, thy name is Zelda

[For his Bloggers Wanted essay response, Destructoid community blogger UsurpMyProse explains why Ocarina of Time is the scariest game of all time. Want to see your own words appear on the front page? Go write something! --Mr Andy Dixon] Wri...   read

 
 
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Five Dark Souls bosses that made me want to punch a baby

[In what may possibly be the funniest user blog I've ever had the pleasure of reading, Dtoid community member UsurpMyProse highlights his five "favorite" Dark Souls bosses. Want to see your own words appear on the front page? Go write somet...   read

 
 
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Aspiring writer and 2010 Penn State Triwizard Champion. Sometimes I make funny lists.

 


 


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Overcooked"Nearly a masterpiece"

 

Yo-Kai Watch 2: Bony Spirits"Yeah, I'll take more cat creatures"

 

Hitman: Colorado"LET'S GO DENVER"

 
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Zaboru

I am very happy with how Danganronpa ended! I couldnt have asked for a more satisfying ending to this story, I love this series so much! I was halfway into posting this when I fell Im good :3

 
Dwavenhobble

The Shannara Chronicles episode 9 in brief: Tunnels, Gas Mask Trolls, Human underground maps, Flying dead ladies in a church and the line Is the problem he still smells of her vag juices said entirely

 
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hlarge4

I need to talk about Darkest Who is playing this masterpiece?

 
BarnacleBritches

Quick n dirty Ushio and Tora sketch Anyone who hasnt checked this anime out, do it! Im only two eps in, but so far its hilarious, action packed, and has a really cool Looking forward to more!

 
Gundy

Welp, I finally did I just ordered Gundam Breaker 3 from Now I just need to wait until sometime in

 
Seeeeeeth

Update on work today: My boss was surprisingly cool about it, and actually told me she once did that Surprise, Another great day at work and I still love my

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Cinematech Reboot did an episode featuring old game I remember some of these!

 
Electric Reaper

I was cooking dinner, turned on the electric burner, and a while later, some flammable material that I didnt know was there Thankfully, the fire died without hurting me or damaging the house, but I dont know about the

 
RockWildBuddha

A Bulletstorm remaster now, huh? How about just an actual, you know, like, what do they call Ah forget it, sounds like

 

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