If you do that thing where you turn your phone on speaker and then walk around in public alternating between yelling at your now arm distance phone and holding it near your ear while screaming "SAY THAT AGAIN" Stop. Stop it. Stop.

Kingdoms battles is a fantastic game. It's like x-com, but not broken as ffffffuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk. And a bit more adult than expected.

Welcome to Australia. If you don't eat it, it will eat you. Up to and including lovely little Moogles. We eat those fuckers all day, every day. Seriously though. Domino's will deliver you a 'za and Final Fantasy because fuck the outside.

All this time since it came out and I am still surprised as hell that I get to play a NIER sequel. That's been the biggest shock of my adult gaming life.

I didn't really get into the first Splatoon, so I have to ask: The furry stuff. Is this going to be the majority of my Splatoon 2 experience?

You cats better step correct. Only problem is that is SHOULD be called Team tomato Sauce.

Those Funko pop toys are hot street trash. The fact there are none made based upon the Spice World game is just a waste.

Flarfle, splooply, frungk, crensh. These are my save games. I only use the finest nonsense for my files.

So apparently I made a terrible decision five years ago. I honestly thought it was going to be not hot garbage. ...I should pull that out. Play some Amazing Frog.

(Edit: It got put on the front page! Thanks for that. Go check it out if you like.) People have been talking about Monster Hunter lately and what with that being my jam, I wrote a blog about it. https://www.destructoid.com/--446942.phtml[url=/quickpostsearch.phtml?cx=009275597616460404995:vgd2whyhmmu&cof=FORID%3A11&q=post]#post[/ur

ARMS. VIRTUAL ON. My bad. I don't know what happened there. Let me just tidy all this poop up.

Yo! I just realised why I love arms so dang much. Did you cats ever play Virtua On? It was on the Sega Saturn and arcades, so all good if you didn't. Give me flashbacks to long drinking sessions and mech strafing.

We're all excited for the SNES dealt, but you gotta feel the PAL cats. We're getting our first physical Earthbound and Mario RPG PAL releases. Finally.

Hey now! I wrote a blog a while ago and never promoted it. Why don't you go check that out and tell me I'm pretty. That's what they're for right? https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TurboJasper/clustertruck-endless-runners-and-the-shared-experience-390455

In Australia, we have an ice cream called Golden Gaytime. People never make the easy joke here and I respect that. I was kind of hoping that would happen with the Japanese tuition game.

In Australia, we have an ice cream called Golden Gaytime. People never make the easy joke here and I respect that. I was kind of hoping that would happen with the Japanese tuition game.

Eh? Eh?

A weekly podcast where myself and two others loudly and angrily talk about memes whilst getting every single piece of information regarding memes wrong.

If you're an editor and not screaming at your staff to "GET ME PICTURES OF THAT GOD DAMNED SPIDERED MAN!" you gotta lift your game.

Well, I'm a beasty of my word. The day Undertale releases on Vita I will be dressing like a "Cool Dude." Where does one find fashion basketballs?

Monster Hunter. You Hunt Monsters. Once the monsters are hunted, you wear the hunted monsters. No complication there.

Yo Dtoid. I fucking love you people. Not only did you remind me why games are important in my waning moment, you gave me the space to remember music is fucking amazing too! My most metal song for you:

Allow me to advocate for the Devil and ask; Do you really need a new Metroid game? Axiom verge is pretty dang good along with Flinthook, owlboy and others. Does it particularly matter if the game exists in all aspects aside from the Metroid wrap?

So terribly drained lately. I got a start on Monster Hunter Generations and it's helping to recharge me slowly. I need something to grab me, but I'm having trouble finding it. Eh. I'll get there I guess. Just gotta feel a little lost for a bit is all.