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Just finished replaying Bioshock with my girlfriend. She had never experienced it before and adored it. Looking forward to showing her Infinite and the Burial at Sea DLC.


Been watching Line of Duty as of late and by God is that a well written show. Seasons 1-3 are some of the best television I've ever seen, far better than the average police drama. Nicking bent coppers is satisfying. Highly recommend, even to non-UK folk.


Really solid, 7/10 Nintendo showing, looking forward to Breath of the Wild 2 and that's about it for me but the amount of ports is incredible to behold.


Xbox was a whole lotta nothing, third party games (Cyberpunk and Dying Light 2 are needed in my veins plz), DOOM still looks incredible, My Friend Pedro looks visceral and violent. No Dino Crisis Remake so 1/10


EA Play was fun in the same way Aliens Colonial Marines is fun


Quote from my friend: "Chernobyl isn't that good."


If someone could Photoshop me as a Minion that'd be great. Horrifying. But great.


Got to see Nightingale (the movie from Jennifer Kent, director of The Babadook) at an early screening today. Gruelling, uncomfortable with a one-dimensional antagonist and a meandering plot yet exceptional technicals. Give it a go.


My girlfriend will learn eventually.


Just watched that Dark Crystal trailer and was absolutely astounded as to how beautiful it looks. Guess I need to finally dive in and watch the original.


John Wick 3 made me feel like I was watching The Matrix again. Fucking wonderful stuff.


I need that Eternal date announcement


Been trying to take a break from multiplayer games before they break me. Darkwood is phenomenal by the way.


Cats? She stays with the grandparents now but she loves me regardless.


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:

2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5