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The only real way to deal with Osborn.


 
 
 

Been watching 'The Haunting of Hill House' today; written and directed by Mike Flanagan (Oculus, Hush, Gerald's Game). What a superb little horror series, directed impeccably well with more tension than jump scares. Very impressed, far better than AHS.


 
 
 
 

Guess who got drunk off of two bottles of wine. (so AMA)


 
 
 

Some would say I'm excited for Doom: Eternal. I'm actually not. I'm bloody ecstatic. 2019 looks to be a grand year for games.


 
 
 

Yo Mike. Heard it was your birthday. I normally just message peeps individually so I don't get lost in the shuffle but here's a QPost for you so you know I care... Maybe a little too much. Enjoy this gif that I'd been saving for GM.


 
 
 

Good Siege session, I'm a little rusty but did better than I thought I would. Helps that Bernard and Soul both picked up my slack... If you know what I mean


 
 
 

State of Decay 2 might be one of the most poorly optimised, glitchy console exclusives I've ever played. It feels like an early access game at certain points; hopefully the other Xbox titles I've missed out on are better.

 
 
 

My gamer tag on Xbox One is TheLimoMaker. Because I'm nothing if not derivative and predictable. So add me, I could do with the friends.

 
 
 
 

So I'm about an hour and a half into Hollow Knight. Besides some floaty controls, I have to say it's one of the best games I've played this year despite playing such a small slice of it. It's atmosphere is second to none.


 
 
 

Getting ready for the delivery tomorrow.


 
 
 
 

I won't be around for a few days. Had to say goodbye to my little one today. She was the best pup I could ask for and the closest thing to a friend pets can be. She is never going to be forgotten, even if I am a broken soul right now.


 
 
 

Just finished Bojack Horseman Season 5 and fuck that was rough. As someone who has suffered and seen others suffer from various forms of addiction, Jesus that hit close to home. Still one of the best (if not the best) shows around.


 
 
 

The PlayStation sale over here in old Blighty has Troll and I, Sniper Ghost Warrior 3, The Surge, Shaq Fu, theHunter and The Technomancer clogging up space that other better games could inhabit.


 
 
 

Beat that there Spider-Man. Besides a couple of garbage boss fights, a lot of glitches in the movement system and a lack of meaningful side-missions, it was one hell of a ride and that final half an hour was straight up incredible.

 
 
 
 
 

Spider-Man. The more I play the more I love it. Finally getting to grips with the combat while the swinging and free-running is getting slicker. You have to play it to understand but it just feels special.


 
 
 

I've spent the better part of two hours playing Spider-Man and I just... I can't believe that it's this good. Two hours and a solid hour of that was definitely just swinging about New York.

 
 
 

Shit, I totally forgot I have a week off next week, Octopath and Spider-Man to play and Bojack Horseman season 5 (also known as one of the best shows in television) comes out next Friday. I really needed this win.


 
 
 

I'm at work and Spider-Man is sitting in my post box at home. It's literally torturing me mentally seeing how much fun everyone is having.

 
 
 

It hasn't rained in my part of England for a couple of days. Insomniac have definitely downgraded the quality of the puddles over here.

 
 


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:


2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5
 
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