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Ho ho ho. Slay bells ringing. *Gunshots and demon's crying*


 
 
 

Been writing a thing for about two weeks now relating to BoJack Horseman. Gonna make a vid since I feel my feelings will come across better in speech than in writing. Watching it through with Gus (his first time) has been a blast too.



 
 
 

Showing my girlfriend the Hannibal TV show for the first time (it's a masterpiece by the way, watch it if you haven't). In regards to Mads Mikkelson she said 'I'd let him spit on me.' I love her so much.


 
 
 
 

So Valve have "put on hold" Valley of the Gods (from the same people who made Firewatch) and made the Devs at Campo Santo work on the new Half-Life VR game and Dota projects instead. Valve being as shitty as ever.

 
 
 
 

First use of this beautiful template.


 
 
 

The morning commute of anxiety and existential crises


 
 
 
 

Felt cute. Did a face reveal. Might delete my account later now you know what I look like.


 
 
 
 

Black Friday with no cash is hard. I just want useless toys man.


 
 
 

So, inspired by Amna's life update: Started a new job and am earning more than I ever have before; won't be paid until 28th of December so that's tough, love the role I'm in and might be scarcely seen in comment sections. Not dead just busy. Love you all.

 
 
 

Images that precede unfortunate events.


 
 
 
 
 
 

To all of you enjoying the new Pokémon


 
 
 

Just read some stuff from Schreier about Bioware developers leaving the company and fixing Anthem; he also mentions that there has been talk of releasing Anthem Next as a fully fledged game in its own right, pricing and all.


 
 
 

Damn son that is friggin high praise



 
 
 
 

Hey Dere, found a 'mood-ring toilet seat' while browsing Facebook. Just thought I'd let you know so you can add it to your wishlist for Christmas.


 
 
 

Yo Neo. You're doing great things for charity today despite it being your birthday. Hope you have a great day buddy and get some good shit.


 
 
 

I can't wait until the end of the month to become Delivery Daryl.


 
 
 

Actually a really well thought out and interesting review.



 
 


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:


2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5
 
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