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Watch the last ever Destructoid Show LIVE today!

Because life wasn't depressing enough already, today will mark the final episode of The Destructoid Show. It's the end of an era, folks. So, rather than discussing boring old video game news, Max and I will be going out with a bang. This af...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: GTA V, TES Online, & Goodbye MS Points!

Greetings, internet citizens! Max was out of the office today, so I grabbed Techfeed's Scott Bromley (and fellow host of The Comedy Button) to chat with me about GTA V's Collector's Edition, the rumored-but-not-yet-announced Borderlands 2 ...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going live today!

Greetings, internet! Just dropping a quick note to let you know that your favorite video game news show starring Max & Tara will be going LIVE today at 3:30pm PDT over on youtube.com/DTOID. We'll be discussing Steve Ballmer, GTA V, yoga...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Xbox One, Kinect, and GTA V on PC!

Since Max is currently away in Los Angeles for a not-so-secret Call of Duty event, I got television's former darling Adam Sessler to join me on today's show to talk about the Wii U's dwindling software options and Microsoft's insistence on...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going live today!

Max is finally back from vacation, which means The Destructoid Show will be going LIVE once again today at 3:30pm PDT! We'll be discussing indie development, Super Smash Bros 4, Rayman Legends and more, so come join us at youtube.com/DTOID ...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Wasteland 2, Borderlands 2, & Square Enix

Since my intrepid co-host is still off in Hawaii, undoubtedly contracting several deadly strains of bird flu, Adam Sessler stepped in on today's show again to talk about Steam's new exclusive daily challenges for Spelunky, the Ouya's disap...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Seaman, Strider, & Adam Sessler!

Howdy, folks! Max is off in Hawaii being attacked by giant birds this week, so I got television's Adam Sessler to take his place on today's show. For the record, his hosting skills are impeccable but his drawings could use some i...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going LIVE today with codes!

Hello there, old friends! Max and I are finally back from E3 2013, with a new outlook on life and more blisters than we can count. To celebrate our return, The Destructoid Show will be going live today at 3:30pm PDT on youtube.com/DTOID! We...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Prey 2, Titan, and Limbo on PS Vita!

Evening, mates! If you're wondering why Max isn't posting tonight's episode, it's because a giant bird attacked him in the parking lot this morning. Or something else that makes sense. Thankfully, good samaritan Anthony Carboni stepped in ...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going live today - come play with us!

As is the usual Friday tradition, The Destructoid Show will be airing live today - tacky Hawaiian shirts and all - at 3:30pm PDT over on youtube.com/DTOID. We'll be discussing the most recent Xbox One news, watching Bungie's new Destiny tra...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going LIVE today with free codes!

As you probably could've guessed, it's Friday which means LIVE DESTRUCTOID SHOW DAY!! Mr. Max Scoville and myself will be going live at 3:30pm PDT on youtube.com/DTOID today with our latest GTA V impressions to share, Borderlands 2 lea...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going live today with our GDC wrap-up!

Max and myself will be convening once again today, in our post-hangover GDC hazes, to host a LIVE Destructoid Show at 3:30pm PDT on youtube.com/DTOID. We'll be providing a nice wrap-up of all the convention's most important news, and giving...

 
 
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Win a copy of Fetch, the iPad game for dog lovers!

[Update: Contest over! Winners are ResidentEmo and TheCiderMan!] With National Puppy Day looming on the horizon, what better way to celebrate than with an adorable new iPad game from the internal team at Big Fish Studios? Fetch follows a y...

 
 
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Ken Levine talks multiplayer in BioShock Infinite

With BioShock Infinite mere days away from release, I sat down with Irrational Games' Ken Levine this week to discuss exactly how the game has changed over the past five years of development, and what he envisions for the future of th...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going LIVE today with dildo bats!

Now that Max is back in full health (he was looking a tad sickly on Tuesday's show), we're ready to resume our semi-regularly scheduled Friday live show program. I say semi, because we'll be starting an hour later than usual today to observ...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Bros Before Hos, PS4, & Dishonored DLC!

Greetings! If you're watching today's show and wondering why Max happens to look so much like Adam Sessler, it's because he recently got a full-body makeover to look like Adam Sessler. Don't act like you wouldn't either, if given the chanc...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going LIVE today for our 420th episode!

It seems like only yesterday we were celebrating our 100th episode of the Destructoid Show, and yet here we are, two and a half years later with 420 shows under our collective belt. I guess time really does fly when you're high! (On jo...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going live today!

Greetings, mates! In case you were unaware, today is Friday which means LIVE DESTRUCTOID SHOW DAY! Max and I will be convening at 3:30pm PST today on youtube.com/DTOID, and we'll be discussing all sorts of news related to Aliens: Colonial M...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going live today with codes!

The Destructoid Show will be re-convening once again today for our weekly live stream celebration of video games, love, and giving away free shit. Today we'll be doling out 20 starter packs for the new Minecraft-inspired F2P shooter Brick F...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going LIVE today for the 69th time!

I actually have no idea how many live shows we've done, but 69 seems like an educated enough guess so let's go with that. Sir Max Scoville and myself cordially request your presence at the live inauguration broadcast of our 69th episode of ...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going live today with FALLOUT 4 NEWS

Now that I've got your attention, allow me this opportunity to remind you that The Destructoid Show will be going 100% LIVE today at 3:30pm PST on youtube.com/DTOID. We'll be discussing the latest Fallout 4 news, sharing a laugh at Survival...

 
 
 
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The DTOID Show: Adam Sessler's 2013 Gaming Predictions

It's our last Destructoid Show episode of 2012, so filling in for Max today is Adam Sessler, whose name I am in no way ashamed to peddle so long as it drives views to this post! (Plus, who doesn't love a good predictions episode?) Today we...

 
 
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We're announcing Destructoid's GOTY on DTOID live today!

Greetings, lovelies! Just a quick note to remind you all that The Destructoid Show will be going LIVE today at 3:30pm PST today over on youtube.com/DTOID. We'll be doling out Destructoid's much-awaited Game of the Year award, so ...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is going live today with more codes!

Hey, remember The Destructoid Show? Well, turns out we're still a thing, and we'll be going LIVE at 3:30pm PST today to prove it! As always, you can join in on the fun over at youtube.com/DTOID, where we'll be sharing the latest news, givin...

 
 




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