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Mario smacks Yoshi's noggin to make that tongue do work

When Mario motions his arm forward in Super Mario World and Yoshi's tongue unfurls, Mario is not pointing to where Yoshi should lick. He is punching him in the god damn head, according to Nintendo. Fans have tried to take a close look at th...

 
 
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Insane PUBG player spends $1,015 on a red bandana

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is fun as shit, but when you've got 10 million sales and 1 million concurrent players, it's also big money, and bound to pick up some obsessives. Like the kind of player who drops more than a fucking stack on a...

 
 
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Shenmue 3 characters can move their face now

Hot off a $6.3 million Kickstarter campaign [squints] two and a half years ago, Shenmue 3 characters can now move their faces, as evidenced in the update above. Facial animations were actually implemented three months back, but none were c...

 
 
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Capcom is fixing Dead Rising 4 on Xbox when it comes to PS4

Capcom is fixing up former Xbox One exclusive Dead Rising 4 with an update of fan-requested changes timed to coincide with the release of the definitive Dead Rising 4: Frank's Big Package for PS4. AI tweaks, new enemies, and new side-quest...

 
 
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Cop this fantastic Overwatch poster

"Hanamura Showdown" by Josan Gonzalez and Laurie Greasley just went up for pre-sale Ana Hero Complex Galaxy. The roughly two feet by three feet Genji-nius print is up for pre-sale through October 11 and will run you $75 a pop. It'll make a ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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Madden AI can't stop Gun Monster

A handful of teams (Browns, Titans, Bengals, Ravens) have a formation that the AI in Madden 18 can't stop. It's called Gun Monster, and it sends the two exterior offensive linemen out wide. And while you'd think a running play with only th...

 
 
 
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The new Pokemon game is for babies

I know what you're thinking: all Pokemon games are for babies. And you're right! But the Pokemon Playhouse Android and iPhone app is straight billing itself as the, "first-ever official digital Pokémon experience for preschoolers." ...

 
 
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Watch over 30 minutes of The Evil Within 2 gameplay

You've seen the trailer. You've read Jordan's tepid preview. Now you can watch over a half hour of pure, uncut The Evil Within 2 footage for yourself. It's the classic third step before step four, buying the game and never playing it and p...

 
 
 
 
 
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Korean man infiltrates Chinese PUBG gang, betrays them all

Sometimes, players unknown will try to game the system in PUBG, queuing up at the same moment to get into the same game (or doing so with unknowing streamers and using their stream to get a tactical advantage in hunting them down). That se...

 
 
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Yamcha is in Dragon Ball FighterZ, in some capacity

The best human Dragon Ball Z character looks slated to make an appearance in the upcoming Arc System Works joint, Dragon Ball FighterZ. Back in June, Yamcha's Japanese voice actor, Tōru Furuya, tweeted about being tired from a voice ac...

 
 
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Pokemon Sun/Moon legendary Marshadow hits Gamestop soon

The latest rare Pokemon -- technically a "mythical" monster, even rarer than a "legendary" -- Marshadow was announced in April, but trainers will finally grab hold of the Ghost/Fighting blob to fill the very last slot in their Pokedexs star...

 
 
 
 
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In the PUBG lobby, you make your own fun

I probably played dozens of hours of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds before I realized there's an underground bunker in the lobby. For whatever reason (it's not my stupidly expensive fast internet or high-end graphics card!), I load into the ...

 
 
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Check out this cool Skyrim mod

I know The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim isn't exactly a "hot" "new" "game," but much to the chagrin of a commenter back in 2011 (and likely compounded in the years since), I haven't played Skyrim yet. Thus is exists to me as "new" in perpetuity....

 
 
 
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Podtoid records today, ask us anything!

Hello comrades. Hopefully you've already listened to the latest show, Podtoid 376: Ugly Baby Poo Colored Balls, where we filled the video games hole in our life that is the month of July with talk of ugly baby beer, the tennis bourgeoisie, ...

 
 




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