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My wife put fresh King’s Hawaiian soft bund into the fridge. They are now hard and dry. This is legal grounds for a divorce, right?


 
 
 

Everything about this headline is awesome.


 
 
 

I love creeping out the dog by talking to her through my Nest Cam while I’m at the office. Is that animal cruelty?


 
 
 

I’m working from home today because of the snow storm. My wife and daughters are also home because schools are closed. Conference calls are going to be a challenge.


 
 
 

I was the only dad at my daughter’s Girl Scout meeting tonight. Scored some major points with the moms tonight.


 
 
 

The heat is malfunctioning at the office today. It is especially cold in the bathroom. I want to thank the maintenance staff for teaching me what it was like pooping outside on the Yukon trail in the dead of winter. I feel like a pioneer.


 
 
 

After a looong work week, the wife assigned a “small” home improvement project that has taken up my entire weekend. She did promise to touch my ding dong though, if I do a good job, so I’m highly motivated.


 
 
 

My reaction when a friend calls me up from out of the blue to go out for drinks after what feels like the longest fucking week of work ever.


 
 
 

After nearly 2 weeks of ‘arctic’ cold, it hit 50 degrees today. Felt so nice I wanted to rip off my clothes and run outside naked.


 
 
 

Twitter just outed Waluigi as a racist. I KNEW IT!


 
 
 

It’s barely perceptible, but the days are slowly becoming longer, and that makes me happy.


 
 
 

Someone at work today said that my beard was epic. Take it as a compliment?


 
 
 

Weekend flew by taking down all the Christmas decorations. House seems so empty and sad now.


 
 
 

I just couldn’t help myself.


 
 
 

Who’s looking forward to the big bombogenesis?


 
 
 

Back to work tomorrow. I’m not looking forward to opening up my email after being on holiday for a week.


 
 
 

Holidays are officially over. Daughter is throwing a fit about going back to school tomorrow. Told her if she didn’t stop I was going to show up and dance the Charleston in front of her classmates. Gave her a sneak peek. I don’t fuck around.


 
 
 

Who are all these people at the gym today?


 
 
 

Wishing everyone a Happy New Year.



 
 
 

Watching a Zamboni resurface ice is mesmerizing.


 
 
 

I think I’ve been eating and drinking non stop for two weeks.


 
 
 

Merry Christmas friends. Hopefully you have someone to jingle your bells tonight. If not, use this and jingle them yourself. Peace on earth.


 
 
 

Last day at work and then off for a week for Christmas.


 
 
 

I got to work extra early today to prepare for a last minute early meeting. Booted up my PC only to watch it perform an update for 30 minutes. Think anyone will mind if I smash my POS laptop into a billion tiny pieces?


 
 
 

On hold with my company’s IT department. The hold music is giving me flashbacks obscure Sega Genesis game, EWSAT. Is this an early sign of dementia? Am I having a stroke? I haven’t played this game in 27 years.


 
 


About SpielerDadone of us since 5:24 PM on 02.08.2013

I'm just a dad writing about games, technology, movies, and geeky stuff that tickles my fancy.

A little background:
- I'm the youngest of two children with one older sister.

- I'm first generation American as my parents were born in Italy.

- Married to a wonderful wife and have an amazing daughter who makes me laugh and smile every day.

- Hobbies include exercise, reading, writing, sci-fi, film, and of course, video games.




 
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