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I made a Matcha pancake in my rice cooker!! It wasn't as good as I was hoping but it worked and was a cooked thing. I also made a 3-egg-and-nothing-else omelette thing that turned out REALLY good and fluffy despite it being nothing but 3 yolk.


Tried making a rice cooker pancake this morning but it didn't turn out. I know what I did wrong though so next time I'm sure to get it right. *I say as I eat my mario cereal and wait for my freezer-shumai to finish steaming*


Used a birthday coupon to get Xenoblade Chronicles 2 after work this evening! Just gotta wait for the Japanese Language DLC to download and I'll be ret-to-go (I say as FFXII cries from my shelf and Persona 5 reminds me I'm only 4 trophies away from 100%)


I love it when youtubers notice me. Octav1us Kitten liked my stupid comment on her latest video and it made my day because apparently I'm still a stupid, 12 year old.


I write good haiku My haiku are best haiku I do good haiku


My GF doesn't want to see Ozzy with me in September so...yeah...she's taking me to see Cradle of Filth in April though so that's a win.


Post 300! I've finished up the main 4 from the Gambare Goemon series: Goemon, Ebisumaru, Yue and, Sasuke. I might do their mid-2000's variations next.


I started playing Knack yesterday and in about 2 and a half hours I can go home and do laundry, shower, continue drawing the Goemon crew and, doing other things that include not playing Knack.


#fanartfriday ? I have no foxes at the moment. This one took me a couple of hours. (another is in the comments)


I got a game over in Crash Bandicoot so now I'm looking up ways to farm lives because apparently it's 1997!


It's of course it's time to play with my rice cooker


The best way to end Valentine's Day, nay any day, is with a big, refreshing, BJ.


Well maybe next year Miss and I will be able to enjoy valentine's day with a cute rope bunn...oh wait this isn't fetlife...*quick exit*


Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Don't be sad if you're alone today, I'll happily share some love with you. There's more than enough room in my love dungeon


2 truths 1 lie: I've sought employment as a crime scene clean up person. I've swapped dead baby jokes with Voltaire. I've written a best selling erotic novel, available now on the kindle direct store thing.


Spoiler alert for Fifty Shades Freed: One of Christian Grey's eyes are bigger than the other and it was really distracting. Also I think Anna femdoms an architect.


On this day in 1990, James 'Buster' Douglas did the unthinkable and knocked out Iron Mike Tyson. This incredible upset is almost definitely why the Genesis game Final Blow was named after him when Taito localized it to the west.


I paid my taxes've got the payments spread out though so that's a good.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! (translation: I'm pleased to announce that I've beaten the hidden boss in Mementos, Persona 5. I've also beaten Persona 5 for a second time (150 hours). Unfortunate, I haven't yet completed the compendium.)


I played with my birthday present this morning! First thing I made was a big, dense pancake. I got some frozen shumai and rice for later.


These are just chillin' in the back room of my store because apparently nobody gives a fuck here. Maybe if I get money back from my taxes I'll finally get one


I should not have lost to the secret boss in Persona 5. Imma blame RNGsus though and my unfamiliarity with it. Stupid recarm...addition: I caught that stupid fish at last!!


Yesterday I went to Dave and Busters just long enough to get good and mad: Nintendo, what the Hell? Why isn't this on the Switch!? Give me more arcade racing Nintendo, you cardboard shilling, dino-jockeys!!


The vet who euthanized our cat last week sent us a card in the mail with copies of his paw print for us. It's kinda funny coming home from a fun day, opening a letter and, crying with my roommates. I think I have whiplash!


I'm at 83% completion when it comes to the Persona 5 demon...dex but I was able to get Satanael (and the components needed to summon it). Those high level judeo-Christian personas look freaking awesome.


About Shoggoth2588one of us since 6:55 AM on 06.03.2013

Hello all! I'm Joe, from Maryland! I've was released the same year as Mega Man 2 but I haven't really been playing games until around the time of Mortal Kombat 2's home release. I'm mostly harmless so if you wanna talk to me send me a message I guess. I'll be around, lurking maybe. I'm not sure yet.