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The best gift is spending Christmas with my girlfriend. But I also got Yakuza 0 and Red Dead 2 so that's also dope.


The Dr. Wily World of Light stage can step on a rusty nail. Dear lord.


Smash thoughts! I never played Cloud in Smash 4, but he's super fun. Also King K. Rool is wonderful to play and can cheese the AI pretty easily. Simon is also great! It's still crazy that they let you play as skin mask-wearing Ed Gein wielding a shovel.


Okay, so as someone who is vaguely interested in watching Goblin Slayer, I heard that it has some pretty extreme sexual violence, at least in the first episode. Does this continue? That kinda stuff makes me uncomfortable.


Got that Castlevania pack on the PS4. I had never played Rondo of Blood before, but that game is hard as balls, and that's coming from someone who's beaten 1 and 4. Symphony of the Night is still wonderful, too.


I can legally order pot online now. Super weird.


The Switch NES stuff is really slick. Love how quick it is to get in a game. Hate the game selection. Definitely not worth it right now.


I haven't played any Dragon Quest games since the first one on the NES, so I gotta say they've really improved the series. It's a really delightful experience, even as someone who doesn't play many JRPGs.


I started coming here when I was in grade nine, and now I just moved in with my girlfriend. Times are good and I'm incredibly excited. I hope everyone here is doing well. I'm always here. Watching.


Doom Eternal looks really good. The PC gameplay in particular looked way faster than the other footage, and I love that.


Okay, I really like Nioh, but enemies locking on with projectiles right until they're cast is a little ridiculous. Like, they give their tell for when you should dodge and then just snipe. A small gripe, but jesus is it annoying.


Yoooooooooo this is excellent. I now have my own theme song. Thanks Alphadeus, you wonderful dude.


Fuck me, my graphics card died and I might be out of a job. Sometimes life gives you a good punch in the dick.


Okay, here's a #Confessiontoid to end all my credibility here. I don't like cat girls (or anime girls, for that matter) and my favourite Final Fantasy is XV. There we go. Feels good.


Am I crazy, or are some older articles staying up at the top while newer ones get put below? It looks like there's no new news (ugh) so I end up missing some of that preemo CJ Andreissen shit.


David Cronenberg was at my girlfriend's graduation. Carry on.


What's with the sound editing for these Kingdom Hearts trailers? It's so awkward.


Bethesda was very okay. The last two games and the new Doom were what I wanted the most and that's what they spent the least amount of time on. I'm not a fan of talking about stuff that's already been released, too. Looking at you, ESO...


Yo I totally forgot that there's a Medievil remake coming out. I'm really excited about that; I hope it's shown at E3.


Why does the site have to lie about the amount of comments on the esports stuff? That's a bit silly.


#ConfessionToid I think Slay the Spire is a wonderful game, despite being in Early Access. Oh also I only ever beat Ornstein and Smough due to giant Ornstein jumping through a wall and plummeting into the abyss.


Wes and Occams writing together is the best invention since sex. Thank you, the both of you. 10/10


About RocketKnightone of us since 6:34 PM on 12.15.2009

Hey there, handsome. I'm a university graduate from Ontario that plays more or less every kind of game, even bad ones! I collect old game consoles, though I primarily play on my PC and whatever Nintendo console happens to be out at the time. My favourite games are Baldur's Gate 2, Fallout 2 and Resident Evil 4, though if I made a list of my favourites, it would be enormous. Yakuza 0 and Divinity OS 2 are currently eating up all of my time. Yum.

That's all. Hope you liked it. Hope it got a chuckle or two out of you. Hope you feel better about your crippling sense of loneliness.

(Thanks to Dango for the image below!)
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