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I like Blazing Beaks more than I did Nuclear Throne.


Swamp Thing and Good Omens are out. Gonna watch me some hopefully awesome tv.


Well fuck me running. Sign me up for Torment/Dale


The absolutely awesome City of Brass is free on Epic. Love this game. Wish it had more of a following. Grab it if ya can/want to!


Between this and Dark Crystal, looks like I need to keep kicking a bit longer. Fucking hyped.


I need some fucking drugs. Just some pot tho. Really fucking bad. Fucking hell. Pic unrelated, but funny.


My ass is too broke to grab it anytime soon, but I have a Steam coupon for 25% off the amazing looking Void Bastards, if anyone could use it. Lemme know in the comments.


Well. This hits Switch in two weeks. Sign me the fuck up. Has a very good rating on Steam too! Verlet Swing ahoy!


My left joycon decided it was going to drift now. Tried all the methods of cleaning/fixing it. Its toast. Of fucking course. Are those $20 dpad ones any good? I dont care about rumble or battery drain. I just want to play. When I get money for it at least


Strict bed rest for 3 days. Doctors orders after another weekend in the hospital. Yet I come home to a shitshow. My stress is through the roof again. Im scared shitless. Doing everything I should, but my ticker is plain bad. Damaged and bad. Cant take it.


"Alright, alright, alllllrrriiiiiiiight" Matthew whispered, as Guy gave his beeflog the double handed honky tonk twist. Then they fucked on a bed of donkey sauce, and fried onion straws.


Apparently dragging my bare asshole across the carpet, while locking eyes, is not considered romantic. Live and learn.


I hate listening to modern music redone in the chiptune style. There is something not so great about how the underlying music shines through despite the massive change in style. This is still very much not the Halo Theme I know and love.


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. He is now almost 37 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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