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Finished my Queen. Mi amor. Customized her a bit, some more detailed (click on the picture for decent res) pics inside. Glossy bitch, hard to take a picture of, but I had to have that "wet" look.


Hey. Here's a reminder to go commit some kindness in the world today. It's needed more than ever. Small or big, all that matters is the intent. Words are nice, but actions are what matters. So matter. Not mater tho. Mater's a tow truck and fleshlight.


Pretty bummed the regional hide and seek qualifiers were canceled here. Seems a lot of stuff is getting pushed back again. At least in this case, it's just that good contestants were hard to find.


Picked up Aliens: Fireteam Elite, completing the gifts I wanted to get myself for surviving another year (Back 4 Blood, some paints, and a wet palette were the others). It's pretty dope, optimized pretty well too. Scared me twice so far too. Good times.


Have a great day yall. Hope you're well.


I want to get up, but look at that face.


It's time to hang dong, or kick rocks, and I'm not wearing shoes.


This just hit Steam early access, and looks dope. Stolen Realm:


Enjoy the little things that make you smile. Fuck the rest of the world.


Splurged on a month of Gamepass PC, so I could play Back 4 Blood. Damn solid follow-up to L4D. Loving it. Moms da best, so dibs now and forever. Game is crazy well optimized too. I shouldn't be able to run it so well, yet I do. BLACK BETTY BUM BA RUM!


Been meaning to ask this: Fucking why did this happen? You want to know what scares me Jetter Mars? Even at 13, this fucking terrified me. WHY IS MARTIN SHORT A CHILD !?!?


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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