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Wow, that new Forspoken trailer on twitter really highlights the game’s writing and voice acting. I can’t even bring myself to link it.


Whenever I’m balls deep in a prostitute, it’s Gaj’s dank ass memes that keep me going. Happy birthday and thanks for the dank balls.


Elden Ring spoiler in the comments. Something that’s bugging me.


Had some extra PSN credit in the ole Wallet and nabbed - Ghostwire: Tokyo, The Quarry, and Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes. When I wrap Elden Ring I'll def run Until Dawn all the way through the DPA and Quarry. Also upgraded to Essential.


To all my Elden Ringers out there, how many side quests do you think you did? Tracking them is a huge pain and drove me to use a guide. I can def see myself burning out if I try to do most of them on top of everything else.


So I’m late to the game I realize, but Book of Boba Fett really blows right? Like, hard? So weird.


In happier news, something I’ve waited ages for… in the comments bc I still can’t figure how to embed links in qposts…


Happy birthday to my pirate daddy and one who taught me how to fuck hookers and get away with murder, good ole Heston. Love you buddy.


Hug your loved ones close folks. Apparently by some miracle the Bateman home avoided what could have been a catastrophic house fire. Woke up to AC dead, went out back, smelled burning rubber. Apparently the breaker box had a massive surge. Pics w/in


Bump: It's fixed, thank goodness. Now to juice this puppy down to 40 Fahrenheit. OG Post: Aircon broken. No help til tomorrow. Pat is melting. Pray for mojo.


Goin to see Steve-O’s Bucket List Tour tonight. Anyone been? Idk what to expect but heard it’s amazing (although fairly short). I’m stoked.


Just finished Let the Right One In and goddamn was that a masterpiece. I love me some Northern European cinema anyway, but this was beautiful. I couldn’t believe it wasn’t older than 2008. Heard the US remake is decent as well 🤷🏻‍♂️


After some forbidden guide usage (oops) I finished Varre's questline and found that sweet rune farming spot. So long, next 20 hours - hello LEVEL 100! This is the Souls power fantasy I've always wanted. FWIW - I only beat Godrick lol.


#angsttoid - Remember folks, if you truly love someone, don't gaslight them on a daily basis about their behavior. Brought to you by Pat's relationship.


What’s the worse predicament? I have no mouth and I must scream, or I have no anus and I must poop? #sundaywonderings


Bump: claimed! Will re-up if i can nab any others later!! *** Anyone want a disc-version PS5? I nabbed one from the Direct queue on random yesterday and am happy to sell at cost plus shipping. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ Just lemme


Man Ash vs. Evil Dead is S-tier television 😂 “I’ll be like a ninja losing his virginity. Quick and discreet” 😂😂😂


Goddamnit they Peter Parkered my beautiful Joel. Guess I’ll be skipping this after all. Bump: Watched the trailer, rage overblown. He looks good still and not as haggard as this screen-grab. Preordered bc I ADORE this game.


Ghostwire Tokyo currently $29.99 on psn- whoever has played it, thoughts at that price? You know good ole Pat is a bargain hunter.


Beat Rogue Legacy 2 last night - I don’t think I’ll dive into NG+ but I played a little of it and loved feeling proper OP. 10/10 improved over the original in every way, a great game. Personal favorite. Go play it. Now maybe it’s Elden time.


Spending $95 to fill up the car with gas makes me think “yeah you know what? I’ll just get that $40 game” lol. Fuckin inflationary economy making me think of expenditures in videogame cost again.


About PatBateman17one of us since 9:45 AM on 03.01.2016

Dtoid’s resident American Psycho. I love gaming, movies, books, questionable fashion decisions, and having a better haircut than that nitwit Marcus Halberstram.