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Buy a Nintendo 64 Mini for less than $64

Having trouble tracking down a Nintendo Mini, or can't wait for the inevitable Super Nintendo Mini? How about building your own PlayStation Mini? It's tempting for the bragging rights alone, and some are on sale from $19 plus the cost of th...   read

 
 
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Is that a Nintendo Switch or are you happy to see me?

Reminder: We're giving away a Nintendo Switch! Win it, or don't.  True story - 11 years ago, I wanted to promote Destructoid at E3 but I couldn't afford a booth. Destructoid booth dreams shattered, I printed out a bunch of flyers to ha...   read

 
 

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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...   read

 
 
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The Super Nintendo almost had banking software?!

This week, Destructoid's staff began voting on our 30 favorite Super Nintendo games in anticipation for the much-rumored SNES comeback. It's getting ugly and personal. One guy voted fourteen times for Ken Griffey Jr. We'll have the results ...   read

 
 
 

I used to work with this dude that would blast Robin S. daily, and ironically. To this day it cracks me up



 
 
 
 

Destructoid is looking for a part-time guides editor. The ideal candidate has a guides portfolio already on gamefaqs or similar, is familiar with wiki software, and has a sense of humor. Send resumes to niero@destructoid.com. Thanks!

 
 
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Happy 11th Birthday, Destructoid Community!

Is Destructoid really eleven years old? Yee*.  *I apologize if that came off as anti-Cretaceous. I'd like to thank my momma, Jordan, Chris, Brett, Steven, Zack, Stephen, Holmes, Darren, Jed, Alissa, Caitlin, Josh, Matthew, Peter,...   read

 
 
 

One of my earliest memories: Watching my uncle make a kite, by hand. He drew Voltes V on it and gave it to me. I remember clapping along to the theme song at a movie theater in Cuba. Its corny, but it swells my eyes and gives me goosebumps. #oldtoontoid



 
 
 

I started Destructoid 11 years ago. That's insane. We celebrate our anniversary on March 16. Come back next week for the shit posting!

 
 
 

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Nvidia drops 1080 card to $499, new Ti card faster than Titan

Some exciting hardware news out of GDC: Nvidia's shipping a faster graphics card on March 6th, and perhaps more exciting - they're dropping the price on the much-hyped GeForce 1080 GTX for $499. The new GeForce 1080 Ti is due soon at $700, ...   read

 
 
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GaCuCon: The Soulkeeper was quite the attention keeper

Have you seen the Helm Systems logo? When I got the business card I was like GIGGLE GIGGLE CONDOMS while totally keeping my composure. This is the second time I've had a chance to check their upcoming title, and yet again I came away impres...   read

 
 
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GaCuCon: Feed your desire to murder pigeons with Flappin Nutz

There's a soft spot in my heart for SHMUPS, right next to the hardened part where I want all birds to be deep-fried in canola. Though still very much a work in progress, I enjoyed a few ridiculous rounds of Flappin Nutz: A game a...   read

 
 
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The GaCuCon video game cruise, reviewed

I went on a video game cruise for a week. What an asshole, right? You can't say I didn't invite you! I did an interview with the founders a while back. It's annual and open to the public.  Joining GaCuCon, aboa...   read

 
 
 

Please pardon my Spanish: Hablas español mejor que yo? Quieres trabajar para Destructoid? Pues cojones, mandenme ejemplos de sus escrituras a: jobs [at] destructoid punto com. Por favor incluye donde vives y sus horarios libres. ¡Buenas suertes, huevone

 
 
 

The home page sidebars will be down for a little bit, I'm having a weird error with google where it thinks every page is the cblogs. Fun!

 
 
 

Hey folks, just a quick note from the dev/operations side - Disqus is aware of the performance/ads slow-down issue and is rolling out a solution very shortly. Super sorry if it's currently slow as balls on your mobile, we're working on it.

 
 
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GaCuCon: The little Miami video game convention's kickoff event

The first-ever GaCuCon Gaming Cruise land expo went down last night and it was legit, comfortable, and indie-tastic. We were treated to play new games in progress, like a shmup where an old man takes vengeance on birds for shitting on his c...   read

 
 
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Come party with Gacucon in Miami at Dave-n-Busters Dolphin Mall

Update: GaCuCon kicks off tomorrow night from 5-10 at Dave n Busters Dolphin Mall in Miami! Here's the info There's a gaming cruise? Of course there is, don't you think there should be? After all, there's EDM cruises, clothing-optional cru...   read

 
 
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25 reasons you need the 75-cent Doge game Montaro

Montaro is not a very good game, but had it been released in 1988 it would have been game of the year. Now, before you say this would be true of every disgusting game you own, Montaro is so simplistic that it could have been made on 1988-er...   read

 
 
 

Watch Dogs 2 Vagina they cried, from the google, and the webmaster died

 
 
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Report: Final Fantasy XV is cut off on some televisions (Updated)

Update: Square replied to a customer on 12/9, and according to the email (copied below) the fix is coming in a month. A month! Doesn't that just give you that warm and fuzzy pre-order feeling?  Thank you for contacting SQUARE ENIX sup...   read

 
 
 

Sorry about the site slowdown. I will take the server offline late tonight and look into it

 
 
 

Everybody's been through this at your bro's house. (via reddit)


 
 


About Papa Nieroone of us since 9:58 PM on 03.16.2006

Sometimes I google "photos of horses vomiting" just to release some stress.

Early career:

You may know me as the guy that chased Jack Thompson around courtrooms, the guy that snuck into E3 in a robot helmet, or the publisher of one of your favorite games critics. At the end of the day my job is to keep Destructoid interesting, carrying us through the ever-changing games media landscape. In my spare time I'm also your webmaster, updating the site so Google doesn't murder us. Also I'm a playable character in Retro City Rampage:


(along with the whole 2009 Dtoid Editorial team)


I mustache you where the cake is

About me: Typical gamer. Mostly PC, mobile, and retro. Favorite game of all time is probably Mega Man 2, though I have to pull myself away from JRPGs or our site loses a founder for three months. When I'm not yelling at people online I enjoy people watching and buying games for my dad, who despite being in his late 60's writes his own strategy guides and prints GameFAQs, which makes me incredibly proud.

My dog checks all my work for bugs:
I don't have kids but I have a cool nephew (and my Destructoid kids are enough, I'm like Papa Niero with so many of us breaking into biz), so I travel easily and inexpensively when I can. Sometimes I teach English to ESL students. I can speak and read a little Japanese and Spanish. I went to school for illustration. I'll post some old drawings here when I can find them. Of course, I drew the Destructoid logo based on the Japanese Smoking Robot toy.


Destructoid is not financially successful, but it grants all of us an incredible amount of flexibility. Living well doesn't require all that much money anyway. I've had roommates throughout my 30's in San Francisco (like Full House) and it was the best adventure ever, though quite scary and uncertain at times as I moved on a whim. It all worked out.


My dream is to retire (and beat all my Steam games) and continue doing exactly what I do every day but in Tokyo, where I've lived off and on for the last two years after realizing it was much cheaper than San Francisco (seriously, look into it) I've also traveled through Habitat for Humanity, doing free construction work in Central America. Awesome times.


My advice to people who want to work in videogames is to just start doing the work, even if you do it incredibly poorly at first, until it just happens. You want to be a writer? Write daily and try different strategies daily. I've crashed this website so many times I've lost track but I keep at it. That's been my story: fake it till you make it. I was definitely not invited to E3 but I just wouldn't give up, and now I've been to almost every videogame event all around the world. It took a lot of lost sleep to get to where I am. Years. But, if I can do it, then anybody with grit can do it. You have to be Stan Bush and dare, or at least Weird Al and dare to be stupid. Either way you'll make traction.

Live your dream! You only have one ticket, you may as well go for it. Fuck sleeping. Ship something daily. Build. Never. Stop.

This is me backing up your blogs:


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