This is why I love sports
Edit: Embiid is a frontrunner for MVP this season and prime Boogie was a mother fucker; he just got derailed by injuries.
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You know you're getting old when you don't cum like you used to
Been on a Siouxsie kick only to realize later that I was wearing the shirt. Such a great band. Budgie's drumming is wonderful.
Picked up DmC cuz it was on sale and... not bad. The floating rocks and trippy hallways set design was neat. I think if it would've been a different IP and fleshed out the platforming/traversal, it could've been legit.
In light of all my Zelda wanking, I have to give a shout out to MegaMan 2. That's where it all started. Videogames gave me reason to stare into space and drool.
And, like, y'all are the only people I can rant to and with.
I like to pretend that Slimybear is constantly buzzed. Never full on drunk, just maintaining a good hard buzz throughout life. Shit talking and pleasure are priority. Punctuation be damned. I can drink to that, Sir Slimy. Cheers.
I like that there was a light, but noticeable, jiggle when Pyra was introduced.
I know these memes are old hat now, but what the hey
Hyperbolic statements are the greatest statements of all time.
Junkyard is the greatest album of all time
Hey you kool cats, sorry for ranting so dang much- it's just nice having friends.
Fascination Street is a hell of a song and a too many things make my brain twist and shout, but y'all good as hell.
Destructoid is Magic Johnson and I'm Isiah Thomas.
Or I'm just me. Tomato/tomahto.
Good morning friends.
Hey that thing at the end of WandaVision was kinda nice. They might do it. They won't, but they might.
So I started playing the GC Twilight Princess for the first time since Xmas of launch. It's pretty good. I'll do a breakdown that no one asked for once I finish it. Snowpeak was my last dungeon.
We're very fortunate to have each other. Never take that for granted. Love y'all.
Well hello quarantine reminders
Better late than never to get into Ryuichi Sakamoto, Yellow Magic Orchestra, etc.
Sundays are for the boys!
Random assortment found in a box. The really good shit is deep in my closet, but I'll get there and share eventually.
I had a dream in which a large black, scaled creature was in the middle of a dimly lit hallway at the top of a set of stairs. It had no eyes, and it was stout, having a mouth for genitals. Smaller creatures would run directly to its mouth. Or genitals.
While I was in between the real world and the dream world, I backhand slapped a lady ghost on the tushy. She said, "don't get too comfortable," and gently pressed her foot against my face
It's been five years...
My first encounter with Zelda was my older cousin's copy of Ocarina of Time. I had cut my teeth on various NES and Genesis games growing up, but this was my first exposure to 3D. I still tear up sometimes when I watch the attract scre...