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Just stumbled into this loot crate. Nephew didn't want these, and all are in great fucking condition (so far, only checked a few). Kids don't appreciate the classics.


Last week, I got Shuri, who I needed for a few decks. Now I get Knull, who I've wanted since their inception. Need them for two decks too. Thank you pin based RNGesus. After months of shit, you have bathed me in your light. Galactus next pls.


Life is like a flowing river of opportunities, it’s up to you to stand up with a bucket or with a spoon.


Show me them decks. What cards yall been slinging, since our last check in?


Fucking love yall. Happy Valentines Day Dtoid.


"I can't wait to see Batman and Indiana Jones, this summer." Is a sentence, I haven't uttered in 32 years. Crazy. I lost it when Keaton said it. Hyped.


Fuck yeah. Love Duper Pole Sunday. Just to go against the grain, go Chiefs.


*onlybump* Any Lego heads here? I have two, unopened, NIB, Indiana Jones, and LotR sets. If you're interested, make an offer. I'll let them go for under market value.


First I ruined my front page post count, and went past 169. Now I've ruined my qpost count and gone past 3030. Deltron would not be pleased.


It's a little over a week away. The world is burning. Give someone you care about a blumpkin.


Turns out that the Church thing was a scam. No $500 to save the day. Fuckers did get some info outta me, but nothing that isn't out there already. Really well put together phish/scam, credit where it's due and all. Going to the FBI tomorrow. Fuck them.


I didn't believe. But damn... they made it fresh, and honored the original. It's so good. If it wasn't for a kind soul, I'd never even have touched the new one. But now? Now, I stomp. STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP


Today is one of those days where I want so badly, to just give up. Nothing goes right. Fuckery at every turn. But no. I sadly can't. People count on me, and I'm grateful for that. Days like today, that extra push keeps me going. Much love and hugs to yall


*bump4 60$ away* Upped the goal on the GoFundMe, as bills never change. Things are not going great, progress wise. Holidays, and govt agencies. Match made in hell. Anyways link in comments, and update on the page itself. Thanks for all your support.


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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