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Forgot how cheap PC gaming can be. Picked up Agents of Mayhem ($12), Tekken 7 with all dlc but S2 ($18), and Injustice 2 Legendary ($20). Just need to find a cheap copy of Far Cry 5 now.


 
 
 
 

I sat battered in billions of my own dying babies, I was proud. Earlier I had some legal herbage delivered. Uber was soon to arrive with my tacos. Postmates had delivered my new fleshlight. My porn seared eyes saw the greatness here. I saw the freedom.


 
 
 
 

Hey Panda. I fucking love you. You need anything, dont be afraid to reach out to me. #Pandatoid.


 
 
 
 

Cats? Ok. Ms Meow Meow Kittyfuck, getting some loves and cuddles.


 
 
 
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Giveaway: The Swindle (Switch - NA/EU)

Hello ladies and gents. This one is special to my heart, as The Swindle is one of my favorite games ever (I also am keen on all the stuff Dan Marshall touches). I absolutely adore this game. The sneaking, the upgrades, the new levels all th...

 
 
 
 

Any windows PC gaming suggestions from the past two years? I own a lot of obvious indies ones, thanks to my linux potato and Switch. But yeah, any gems I'm missing, or sweet fps games? I love all genres.


 
 
 

My bonus check finally fucking cleared today (after 10 days), and I finally fixed and upgraded my PC. Back in the master race! Woooooooooooooo! Now, to buy an Xbox tomorrow. Siege ahoy! Just not with Canuckles: The Soul Shitting Canadia Clown.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Thank you all, so fucking much, for all the birthday wishes. Incredibly touched emotionally. A little physically too. I love all you bastards. A lot.


 
 
 

This is a picture of the tattoo on Wes' dick. The dick he uses to commit atrocities across our nation. Truly a horrible man. Cool tat tho. #NationalTacoDay


 
 
 

Its National Taco day folks. Let's all shit on Wes. After we eat tacos.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Well... Monster told me too... *unzips*


 
 
 


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. He is now almost 37 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.



He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:



Him Turvey-fied:



A fucking Xeno:



His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


 

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