So our right wing leadership contest and future prime minister has been whittled down to Bride of Chucky or some billionaire twat whose tagline sounds like you've spread your cheeks and he's going in dry.
So proud to be Bri*ish. We've been breaking records all over the country today. We are world beaters and at the forefront of climate change. If we had left Europe sooner we'd probably be beating them too.
An item on my eBay watchlist was ending soon. eBay's algorithm decided to send me a notification of a similar (but worse) item that was ending soon. I didn't realise, placed a bid, was the only bidder, won. FML
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