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In Sea of Thieves, I’m the kind of pirate who spots your ship, anchors far off coast so you don’t notice me, swims for 10 minutes to sneak up on you (fighting sharks along the way), then boards you just to play the surprise hurdy-gurdy.

 
 
 

Happy Father’s Day to all the mother fuckers out there.

 
 
 

Happy birthday, Dtoid. I love you.

 
 
 

RIP Visceral. Fuck.

 
 
 

Got my first Doomfist POTG. It was... not pretty. https://gfycat.com/PhysicalFirsthandLemur

 
 
 

Congrats to Niero and Dtoid on the exciting news today! If Niero and Hamza hadn't taken a chance on me 6 years ago (!) and made me Community Manager, I wouldn't be half the manboy I am today. I wish you all nothing but continued success!!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I'm kind of in love with Chaos

Like many of you, I was highly skeptical of the recent changes to the community blogs as they were being implemented. It was all so seemingly sporadic and not communicated well (which, let's be honest, is kind of the Dtoid way <3),...

 
 
 
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SharkRobot Sale: Clothe your pimply milky body for $5+

[Bumping an old Dixon shirt post! -Niero] Literally every single t-shirt in the Destructoid store is now $9.95 or less! WOW! Some are as low as $4.95! HOT DAMN! Everything you see is on clearance, meaning once they're out of print you won't...

 
 
 
 
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Friday Night Fights: I am obsessed with Rocket League

Look, I know Mike has gone on and on about Rocket League already, and you're probably sick to death of hearing about it by now, but I don't even care. This game is fucking awesome. Seriously, I just can't get enough. I've played it non...

 
 
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Team Fortress 2sday: Space is the place

Mike is on vacation, so you're stuck with the pink robe this week. Sucks to be you! Boners! Muahahahaha! Wow, that was fun. Great to be back guys. And now, a word from your TF2sday sponsor, mister Hank Hill: Pirates: very annoying on the fr...

 
 
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Vote now for the Destructoid E3 2015 Community Choice Award!

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: the time to vote for your favorite game of E3! Click below and make your selection, then tell us about it in the comments! There's certainly no shortage of AMAZING games to choose from this year!...

 
 
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Ears bored? Check out these awesome Dtoid community podcasts!

The Destructoid community is a wonderful, diverse bunch, and boy do you people ever put out some awesome content. Whether you're writing thoughtful Cblogs, having engaging discussions in our Forums, or just hanging out in the front page com...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Contest: Win a Titan One and a controller of your choice!

[Update: Contest over! Winners are Fabio Teixeira, Topken, and TroyFullbuster!] Destructoid has once again joined forces with our friends at ConsoleTuner to offer another awesome contest for the Dtoid community! This time around, three luck...

 
 
 
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Contest: Win a code for Three Fourths Home on Steam!

Our friends at Digerati and Bracket Games will soon be launching their IGF-nominated text adventure Three Fourths Home on Steam, and to celebrate they've given us 15 copies to hand out to lucky Dtoiders! An "Excellence in Narrative" finalis...

 
 
 

Get to know the Destructoid community team!

Dtoid really is the best website on the planet Earth. And like any best thing, a TON of effort goes into making it that way. The writers do a great job working their tight little tooshies off day in and day out to churn out original c...

 
 
 


About M Randyone of us since 11:59 PM on 06.02.2009

Former Community Manager. Current idiot.



Art by Mikey Turvey.
 
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