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Watchmen HBO series to be 'New Testament' version

In a bizarrely written statement, Damon Lindelof, show runner for the upcoming HBO Watchmen series, stated that this isn't going to be the Watchmen we're used to. On why he won't cover the beats of the original, Lindelof explained that, "T...

 
 
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Redbox is going to start renting 4K Ultra HD blu-rays

In a move destined for failure, Redbox will soon be allowing rentals of certain movies in 4K Ultra HD. You know, the definition so high that only enthusiasts want it enough to pay near a thousand dollars for a setup? Well, soon enough th...

 
 
 

I wish there was a YouTube channel or streaming service or something where I could just watch Japanese game shows all day.

 
 
 

Well, shit, Harry's been busy slammin and jammin.


 
 
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Bleeding Steel trailer has Jackie Chan fighting the Nemesis

Jackie Chan has greyed. He's gotten older, and because of that, he's dipped from the limelight. Holder of the Guinness World Record for most stunts performed by a living actor, he's more than earned his rest. But, in this time where geria...

 
 
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Prepare yourselves for Harvey Birdman, Attorney General

In these fraught TV times, where your favorite shows are murdered and reanimated with reckless abandon, it's understandable to feel like great shows are never bound to live long. And that's exactly how fans of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at...

 
 
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Rick and Morty scores 70 episode deal with Adult Swim

Rick and Morty, a polarizing show to say the least, has been given a massive renewal by Adult Swim. The 70 episode deal will certainly span beyond the show's fourth season and keep the series in development for an untold number of years....

 
 
 

People have done amazing things with penises.

 
 
 

I wouldn't feel like a real twenty-something if I didn't have $1.11 in my bank account by the second of the month.

 
 
 

To anyone who I took yesterday this isn't the best but should you something.


 
 
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Fox is making a Choose Your Own Adventure interactive movie

At CinemaCon, Fox has announced that it will be making a film and possibly more based on the Choose Your Own Adventure book series. This blurs the line between film and game the same way that '80s VCR games did, but with hopefully better re...

 
 
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Paramount is giving us another A Quiet Place

A Quiet Place, a cool movie and massive commercial success, will be getting a sequel, as Paramount announced at CinemaCon. The movie made $213 million against a $17 million budget, so a sequel was inevitable. Hell, ten sequels are probab...

 
 
 
 
 
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The First Purge trailer lacks some color

The Purge series is, for me, one that gets continually better. The first squandered the premise as a by-the-numbers home invasion film. The second took the series to the streets and opened it wide up for future installments. And the thi...

 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 

Happy Good Friday, folks. We're very close to this becoming our reality.



 
 
 

Worst part of daylight savings: I was getting used to leaving my house with the sun up. Back to the dark. A street light goes out whenever I walk under. That's when the albino slithers out and tries to sell me a bent strap-on. No thanks, Chaz.

 
 
 


About Kyle Yadloskyone of us since 1:58 PM on 02.06.2018

Formerly community member Vadicta, Kyle Yadlosky is a man capable of recounting every scene from Tommy Boy in detail and perfect order to the morbid surprise of anyone within earshot. This talent is the sign of some childhood trauma, no doubt. He's a lover of splatter, exploitation, and esoteric art films. He's been writing for years for websites such as Dorkly.com and across a number of literary journals. He thinks samurais are great and ninjas are shit and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.
 
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