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I don't like to chew gum while I piss. It's just something I don't do.

 
 
 

Watching Batman:The Animated Series right after finishing Archer, and all I can think is man Alfred is going to have to eat a lot of spiderwebs.


 
 
 
 
 
 

UPDATE: He's a fucking goon, and I don't love him anymore.


 
 
 

Immortal Rogue is a bit rough around the edges, but it's the first Android game I've played where I feel like almost every death I suffer is my own fault. It's five smackaroos with no in-app wallet rustling and very worth the money.


 
 
 

I'm very drunk, but I love this cat so fucking much.


 
 
 
 
 

When you're fooling around with your girl, and her middle finger comes wiggling around to your butt canal:


 
 
 

Definitely down for the weird rabbit thing that looks like it has a band-aid over its nose.

 
 
 
 

Looking through that Texas Chainsaw Massacre thread, and everyone's talking up Part 2 (the best one), but no love for Next Generation? What's wrong with ya'll?


 
 
 
 
 

After trying to watch Showdown in Little Tokyo over the weekend and not being able to stream it on Hoopla or any other service, I'm officially being haunted by the movie. I ain't Jesus, so I've got to see it.


 
 
 

Almost put deodorant on my toothbrush this morning.

 
 
 

How would ya'll fine deviants go about pronouncing this?


 
 
 
 
 

That's Part Time UFO 100%. Can't remember the last time I did that. What a wonderful game.


 
 
 

Drinking Tuaca and watching Supervixens. If I'm passed out before the new year officially arrives, have a good one, folks!


 
 


About Kyle Yadloskyone of us since 1:58 PM on 02.06.2018

Formerly community member Vadicta, Kyle Yadlosky is a man capable of recounting every scene from Tommy Boy in detail and perfect order to the morbid surprise of anyone within earshot. This talent is the sign of some childhood trauma, no doubt. He's a lover of splatter, exploitation, and esoteric art films. He's been writing for years for websites such as Dorkly.com and across a number of literary journals. He thinks samurais are great and ninjas are shit and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.
 
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