Got sick so stayed home and had a turkey and cheese melt. Called my dad, but the connection messed up, and he got annoyed and told me to try again on Christmas. Quietly laying and catching up on literature is honestly making for a great Thanksgiving.
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TFW you're innocently reading an article on the internet and you didn't know what the hell you were getting yourself into.
There's a website called BangGood, and it's somehow against all odds not pornography(???)
Starting off my morning like:
Toast is the guy who comes to game night and just fucks everything up.
Here's a reminder that my cat is the cutest.
Glen Danzig's Verotika was supposed to hit VOD today, but of course it didn't fucking happen. #Halloweendisappointment
The first toy I remember playing with is a nail. A neighbor girl had a princess figure, and my nail was her butler. They fell in love. #Personalfactoid
Sleepaway Camp 2 was pretty fun. That's twelve hours terrorized. Now, excuse me as I pass out in my seat and never make it home.
Sugar Hill was every bit as wonderfully over the top as I hoped. And last in the macabre marathon is Sleepaway Camp 2.
Blood Quantum was a super great, well-shot, and ultra-bloody triumph. Keep your eyes peeled for it. Next up is Sugar Hill, which I've wanted to see for some time!
That's The Sender! Pretty meh on it, to be honest. Neat concept and some cool set pieces, but a kind of melodramatic. Next is BLOOD QUANTUM!
Amytiville down! Sleazy and fun but waay too long, especially given the hour. The Sender is next!
Devil Fetus is as wild and wonderful as its title suggests in that very beautiful CAT. III sort of way. Loved it! Next up is Amytiville 2: The Possession!
Next up DEVIL FETUS!!
First up Halloween III!
Fuck yeah! It's that time of year ae, bitches! Twelve hours of Terror!
PSA: Swatch is letting you design your own very Destructoid-friendly watches right now.
Welcome home my children.
The Heath bar doesn't get the respect it deserves.
About Kyle Yadloskyone of us since 1:58 PM on 02.06.2018
Formerly community member Vadicta, Kyle Yadlosky is a man capable of recounting every scene from Tommy Boy in detail and perfect order to the morbid surprise of anyone within earshot. This talent is the sign of some childhood trauma, no doubt. He's a lover of splatter, exploitation, and esoteric art films. He's been writing for years for websites such as Dorkly.com and across a number of literary journals. He thinks samurais are great and ninjas are shit and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.