Some days you're member of Queen. Other days you're a Cottonmouth King. Some days you're Emilio Estevez. Other days you're Charlie Shee-ee-ee-eeeeen.
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TFW you don't usually eat a whole muffin for breakfast, but you think fuck it I'm going to eat a whole muffin for breakfast and this sugary coffee drink, because I'm sad and want to destroy myself, so then you eat the entire muffin and drink the entire...
In case you need to shit on the sidewalk.
Pile's newest album keeping rock alive.
I can't decide if this photograph looks more like a Jaws poster or a dick.
Current mood:
Three-and-a-half day weekend starting at 1:00 today, thanks to the NFL draft. The last time football made me feel this much joy was when my mom once caught me idly watching an Eagles game and said, "I'm so proud of you."
Playing with pixel art.
I don't like to chew gum while I piss. It's just something I don't do.
Watching Batman:The Animated Series right after finishing Archer, and all I can think is man Alfred is going to have to eat a lot of spiderwebs.
UPDATE: He's a fucking goon, and I don't love him anymore.
Immortal Rogue is a bit rough around the edges, but it's the first Android game I've played where I feel like almost every death I suffer is my own fault. It's five smackaroos with no in-app wallet rustling and very worth the money.
About Kyle Yadloskyone of us since 1:58 PM on 02.06.2018
Formerly community member Vadicta, Kyle Yadlosky is a man capable of recounting every scene from Tommy Boy in detail and perfect order to the morbid surprise of anyone within earshot. This talent is the sign of some childhood trauma, no doubt. He's a lover of splatter, exploitation, and esoteric art films. He's been writing for years for websites such as Dorkly.com and across a number of literary journals. He thinks samurais are great and ninjas are shit and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.