Mario is so sad every time he loses a match in Aces story mode. It breaks my heart to hear that dreaded, "oh no...."
As of 1pm this afternoon, it's been exactly 2 weeks since I last had a cigarette. I think it's finally safe to say I quit without jinxing it haha... Feels kinda good, y'all!
Yesterday, I ate a bunch of fried chicken and drank fancy beer at a brewery all day. Then I slept for 18hrs straight. It was amazing. #MyBattlefield
VOLTRON SEASON 6 IS FUCKING LIVE Y'ALL
E3 2018 saw Microsoft making its strongest pitch to date: that it offers value to those who prefer to play their games alone. Since entering the market in 2001, the company has tended to focus on the online world, with Halo: Combat Evolved, Gears of War, and Forza...
Team Cherry has been stringing fans along with news of a Switch port for months now, but finally blew their load at this year’s E3 with a surprise release. Ever since I read Destructoid’s review of the game, where it was awarded...
Ghosts of Tsushima was easily the highlight of the PlayStation conference. It looked so fucking pretty my eyes could bleed.
Vampires don’t get nearly enough love in the realm of video games. Oftentimes, they’re simply relegated to throwaway DLC, or the execution fails to properly nail that classic Bram Stoker feel. Then along comes Vampyr, a new acti...
Superjail was underrated as fuck, and the theme song is great.
Are y'all fucking ready for Mario Aces tomorrow?!?
If I see a QP at 69 faps, I always push it over the threshold. I know. I'm a fucking terrible person..... #ConfessionToid
"All that old rap ah rap stuff, I liked that." - Magic Sam
Omensight is a game about furry, humanoid, animal things that are all trying to murder each other for various political reasons. The whole spectacle of it is absolutely adorable right up until the moment that it chooses not to be. The story...
Celeste was a surprise indie hit when it released at the beginning of this year, and it’s now solidified itself as a bona-fide classic in the realm of twitch platformers. However, the incredibly tight gameplay and damn-near-perfect le...
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I feel so alive.
For the very first time.
I can't deny you.
I feel so alive
"Wild Wild West" is the peak of Will Smith's musical career, and anyone who tells you differently is objectively wrong.
TriCerAroK just reminded me of the good old days when I was still sporting an avatar. Dangus and ZombZ straight up Frankensteined it together for me over the years haha... I've made a lot of great memories here, and it's kinda fucking beautiful.
The Detroit demo was actually pretty damn cool.
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As many of you already know, A Profound Waste of Time is a limited print magazine that includes contributions from Yacht Club Games (Shovel Knight), Rami Ismail (Ridiculous Fishing/Vlambeer), Toby Fox (Undertale), and our very own Jonathan ...
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