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Okinawa Rush could get a taste of The Baz if we're lucky

I've seen a lot of great rushes come and go over the years. Sonic Rush, Sugar Rush, San Francisco Rush: 2049, Rush, and of course, August Rush are just few off the top of my head. With the rush market already over saturated to th...

 
 
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This Tetris comic should be taught in schools

There's been talk of a Tetris film for years, but from the looks of it, the critical failure of movies like Pixels and Battleship may have slowed Hollywood's enthusiasm for adapting toys and games that have no established narratives of thei...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Free Slime-San DLC coming to Switch, includes FPS mode

Slime-San gets compared to Super Meat Boy a lot, but that's a little like comparing Earthbound to Undertale. They're in the same genre, and the feel is similar, but beyond that, they're pretty darn different. Slime-San's central gameplay h...

 
 
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Mayo wins first U.S. post-release Splatfest in surprise upset

[Art by 3DROD] [Update: Mayo won Europe and Japan as well. The whole world has officially been covered in the white stuff.] First there was Brexit. Then there was Trump. Now there is... Mayo. Despite being saddled to the less popular of Sp...

 
 
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Splatoon 2 music with lyrics

Splatoon 2 is finally out in the wild, and its hype levels are arguably greater now than ever before. Nintendo's newfound knack for developing competitive games that have staying power, outside of staples like Smash Bros. and Mario Ka...

 
 
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Come out of all your closets at Haven Con 4

When I was growing up, to openly love video games was to be a nonconformist. There was no getting around that, and in a small cliquey town where social status determined much of your experience in life, being a nonconformist meant being avo...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Should you get GoNNER on Switch? Take this quiz and find out

What Binding of Isaac does for The Legend of Zelda, GoNNER comes pretty darn close to doing for Metroid. Like Metroid, it's largely about stumbling upon bizarre new creatures. Some can be peacefully avoided, others require hard and fast hun...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Kero Blaster is worth the jump to PS4

[Art by Ka92] Kero Blaster is one of those games where the second I published its review on Destructoid, people started questioning the score that I gave it. "How can a three-hour 2D run and gun platformer with two-frame run animations be a...

 
 




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The Evil Within 2"Stalking shadows"

 

Echo"No dolphins in sight..."

 

South Park: The Fractured but Whole"Friendly faces everywhere"

 

The Jackbox Party Pack 4"Fourth time, less charm"

 

Forza Motorsport 7"The king is dead, long live the king"

 

Etrian Odyssey V: Beyond the Myth"New faces, familiar places"

 

Golf Story"Slam dunk hole-in-one"

 

The Foreigner"Jackie Chan has a certain set of skills, too"

 

Battle Chasers: Nightwar"Darksiders art meets classic JRPG combat"

 
 
 

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Chris Moyse

Bracing British climate

 
Silver Luso

Fuck nazis, pic unrelated

 
Serethyn

Jesus Roosevelt Christ, I think Valkyria Revolution beats MGS4 in terms of cutscene I just counted 12 - TWELVE - cutscenes in a row without any gameplay in This is just I’m glad most devs have more

 
JcDent

Bought some classic

 
Horroridan

This guys skits are pretty much all on

 
Jack998

Redefine your own Game a game console is not just geeker thing anymore!

 
Jetfandam

Ive switched X with Shes a lot of fun and her swordstrikes reminds me of a 2D version of Nightmare from Soul She ends her level 3 sometimes with So tasty! and the switch between Bow, Greatsword and Dual Swords makes her

 
DeScruff

So apparently, In Etrian Odyssey 5, drawing water as blue tiles is wrong, and the game does deduct points for drawing you map like Spoilers in

 
RevolverRick

Fastshark games slamming out with Vermintide 2 will not sell loot boxes

 
 

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