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Why change my PSN tag when I’m already dabbing on the haters as BBW-LVR?

 
 
 

Fun fact: I have gone my entire life on the internet without having seen goatse and today i was like oh right I never saw it so i went on google. What kind of cowards got shocked by this smh.

 
 
 

I have now seen A Ghost Story 5 times and I still love it more than anything.

 
 
 

Happy Day AckyBongy. Find a warm hole to celebrate. Like a hot pocket or a pizza roll.

 
 
 

Hottest take: missionary for the purpose of reproduction

 
 
 

ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL THE DTOID DADDYS WHO RESPONDED TO MY POST THIS HELPS IMMENSELY AND MAKES MY PENIS BECOME THE BIG PENIS.

 
 
 

Man that Anthem deep-dive was painful.

 
 
 

Calling all dtoid dads: I need your help completing an essay for one of my classes. I only need 3 papas to fill out the info/answer the questions, but it could still be interesting/useful if I got more responses! Form/question in the comments.

 
 
 

If Randy fucks up Borderlands 3, I’ll fuck up his little bitch boy magic sets and also make him tell me the secret of the female orgasm.

 
 
 

No spoilers, but 4 hours in, Sekiro gets a solid “its alright” from me.

 
 
 

It’s nice to have a relaxing evening after working playing Mario Kart and watching JoJo with my girl. She needs at least 100 more years before she can face me in MK8 though.

 
 
 

Who else has sex dreams about Brad Leone? Just me? Okay.

 
 
 

Got an ice-pick headache tonight; good fucking lord I could do without that ever happening again.

 
 
 

I got my first paycheck on the same day that my dad got his last; he retired after 40 years at the same place of employment.

 
 
 

Shovel Knight’s campaign is done: Like Hollow Knight & HLD, I have changed my tune regarding this game, though I really suck at this one. I only died to two bosses, but the amount of times I fell into pits.... I shiver at the thought.

 
 
 

Sand-Hand get in Shovel Knight. I like the Sand-Hand.

 
 
 

I dare anyone who thinks teachers are paid too much to spend a full day in a pre-school lol. I love my job but I am exhausted when I get home.

 
 
 

Man I am BAD at Shovel Knight. This is gonna be a journey.

 
 
 

Hang in there Phil, my father, my first lover, my captain my captain. May your immense girth fight off all that ails you, and may you be blessed with hookers and blackjack and blow.

 
 
 

First day on the job involved paid training, catered breakfast and lunch, and bowling for team building. Pretty decent time, tbh.

 
 
 

Hollow Knight has ironically left me feeling empty inside after ‘finishing’ the game, and while I’m adoring Wandersong, I need something on the Switch in the vein of Hollow Knight. Maybe The Messenger?

 
 
 

Wait who cares about the job HOLLOW KNIGHT SEQUEL!!!!!! IM CRYING AND FARTING AT THE SAME TIME!!!

 
 
 

Just finished up a 90 minute practical followup interview for a part time assistant teacher position at a preschool and it reaffirmed that education is the field I belong in. EDIT: Job Get

 
 
 

Again, the Switch has opened my eyes about a game. Hollow Knight is easily one of the best games I’ve ever played, maybe even top 5. Same goes for Hyper Light Drifter, though thats only top 10. Wandersong next, then my white whale: Cave Story+

 
 
 

Hollow Knight got a lot more fun when I finally threw away my manchild pride and just went on the wiki.

 
 


About Hypno one of us since 7:55 PM on 08.15.2014


"K is for Kid, a guy or gal just like you. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, since there's nothin' a kid can't do." - Bastion


Somehow I was a Community Manager, but now I'm just a mod boy, I need no sympathy.
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Where to reach me:
Steam: Hypno Coffin (Your best bet)
Battlenet: HypnoCoffin#1172
League of Legends: MoontouchedBread (NA server)
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Big List of Favorites:
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--Favorite Games:
Bastion
Unravel
Fallout: New Vegas
Metro: 2033
Borderlands
INSIDE
Transistor
Bloodborne
Ori and the Blind Forest
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth/Afterbirth/+
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Pokemon Colosseum/XD
Pikmin 2
Okami
Cave Story+
Risk of Rain
Dishonored
Terraria
Pillars of Eternity
Pyre
Night in the Woods
Enter the Gungeon
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Monster Hunter World
Tomb of Friends
Halo 1/2/3/ODST/Reach

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--Favorite Bands/Artists:
Streetlight Manifesto
Cage The Elephant
Talking Heads
Crywank
Steely Dan
Hop Along
Nataly Dawn
Toh Kay
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Aquabats
Brackish Water Jamboree ;)
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--Favorite Anime:
Kyousougiga
Sakamichi no Apollon (Kids on the Slope)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)
Perfect Blue
Ghost in the Shell
Ping Pong The Animation
Mushishi
Katanagatari
Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu
NHK ni Youkoso! (Welcome to the N.H.K.)
FLCL / Fooly Cooly
Serial Experiments Lain
Samurai Champloo
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--Favorite Films/Television series:
Requiem for a Dream
Adaptation
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Memento
Beetlejuice
Five Easy Pieces
A Coffee in Berlin
In the Heat of the Night
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Ed Wood
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
Better Call Saul
Broadchurch S1
True Detective S1
It Follows
Swiss Army Man
The VVitch
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Big thanks to Dangus Taargus (who looks like a male model, by the way) for immortalizing my signature Chiyo frown in 8-Bit glory.









 
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