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Non pun post: GM streamed Borderlands 2 today and generously allowed me and Matt to join in the shenanigans!


Wes, happy birthday! For those who don't like tacos, I'm nacho type.


Remember when plastic surgery use to be a taboo subject? Now whenever you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.


Just for Soulbow cause he complained in discord I wasn't posting enough: Seige Sucks. At first I thought the yoga instructor was lying, then I realized she was just stretching the truth.


What do you call an arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.


New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.


The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea.


I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift. Merry Christmas everyone!


I found out Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted!


Why doesn’t Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney. Also, Merry Beermas!


What do you call a person rabid with wordplay? An energizer punny.


If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms, there would be mass confusion.


When the iron was invented there was a press conference.


Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.


I dislike it when people ask me what I'm doing in two years, it's not like I have 2020 vision!


Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.


One of my friends suffered a grizzly death at the paws of a bear. A-bear-antly it's unacceptable to make puns at the funeral.


It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family, the time had come for the children to strike out on their own.


Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, "The Silence of the Yams".


In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!


Whoever invented the girdle got a bum wrap.


What is a shoe repairman's favorite dessert? Cobbler.


About Gusmasone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

My birthday is April 28th.