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I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.

 
 
 
 

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

 
 
 

Some books fell on me today. I've only got my shelf to blame.

 
 
 

Baby puns are childish, but great puns are full groan.

 
 
 

I typically avoid conversations with robots. They just drone on.

 
 
 

I saw something today about someone taking their marble countertop for granite. I thought that was a pretty gneiss joke.

 
 
 

Yesterday my fridge thought it was a microwave, so we got into a heated fight. But we're cool now.

 
 
 

Did a bit of digging and it seems to have been their plan all along: https://blog.disqus.com/bringing-back-downvotes

 
 
 

Limo out here trying to make himself look like a saint. Let's not forget what his opinions really are.


 
 
 

I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it.

 
 
 

*LAST BUMP WE'RE LIVE: https://www.twitch.tv/venturecrow Ladies and Gentlemen. Pun lovers of all ages, it's time for redemption. Frosty, Renaud, and me will play through Halo Reach on legendary around 8PM EST! Join us for dumb shenanigans and inevit


 
 
 

I,too, have become legion. (Thanks DeScruff!!!)


 
 
 
 

HOLY CRAP! LOOK WHAT I GOT IN THE DTOID SECRET SANTA!! THANKS YOU KNOW WHO!!! (pics in the comments cause I don't want them to be borked)

 
 
 

I took a chance on a used food processor, but no dice.

 
 
 

Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking, I've had a lot on my mine.

 
 
 

What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite.

 
 
 

What do you call a sour orange that was late to school? Tarty!

 
 
 
 

I don't really post personal stuff, but I want to give a shout out to Frosty, Dere, Hypno, Limo, Renaud, Nekkid, GM, Malthor, Prins, Matt. They really helped me out when I was in a bad way with a breakup. I love Dtoid. You all are like my family.

 
 
 

All these Halloween posts and costumes are driving me batty!

 
 
 

What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? The Muenster Mash!

 
 
 

You know what gets my goat? El Chupacabra.

 
 
 

Frosty, Torchman, and I will be streaming that Gundam game shortly! https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

 
 


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

My birthday is April 28th.

Does anybody really read this?

 
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