Rhyming mermaid make sea water come out of my eyes.

Getting Mario Party was a success. I can no longer leave my home with my switch because my siblings and nephew will get mad at me for taking the game away from them. My house is constantly loud, just as it was when Mario Party 4 came out. Life is good.

Edmonton Expo was today, and eggzvox and I decided to dress up as a couple of Fire Nation fugitives. Special water and airbending photos to be posted in the comments. Hope y'all like it! Edit: Bumping for the day folks! Flamey-o Hotman!

So that supposed new Pokémon that looked like a ditto with a nut for a head turned out to be a placeholder for ditto in Pokémon Go... How'd I find out? In a kinda eerie way.

Question: Which Pokemon would taste the most delicious, and why? Me personally, I'd go with a Bloomin' Bulbasaur Bulb for appetizer, Peking Farfetch'd for Main Course, and an Exeggcute Creme Brulee topped with Combee for dessert.

Negligee: Love Stories won't be the only thing coming on Friday.

Spiderman was great, story was more engaging than I thought it would be, and the movement is amazing. Gonna try and platinum this I think. My first real one besides My Name is Mayo.

This alone makes me want to get this game.

I'm on a bit of a Pokémon Go kick, add me up if you haven't already!

So I was finally able to find a decent deal on a Switch. I bought Super Mario Odyssey which is good, and I ended up buying Hollow Knight as well, but I think I'm getting fatigued from metroidvanias. Any other recommendations? Also gimme your friend codes!

Happy Birthday, Mr.Blues! You seem like a great father. If you ever visit Alberta, please come see me for a beer.

Hey all, quick update on my Brother-in-law's fundraiser. It's going fairly well! We are currently at about 60% of the way to their goal after being featured on the local news & radio shows. Once again, even just spreading the word helps, link in comments!

(bump) Thank you so much for the birthday wishes! I'm blessed to be a part of this community. I don't know how to put this,but I would like to ask for a favor... Not many know this but last year my brother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer (continued)

Happy Birthday Amna! Idk how the world would run without you controlling the weather. Thanks for always sharing your cool cooking and climbing stuff with me!

Well I ended up beating the final boss of Dead Cells earlier than expected... I'm surprised considering I started this run with a "meh" loadout. Also, freezing in this game is OP in my opinion.

I regret to inform all of you that there was no treasure behind the waterfall.

I'm very sweaty rn and in a crappy uniform so here's one from a week ago.

Just finished a 6 and a half day work week. Please just let it all end forever. https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHGr1Fhz0kyv8Ig/giphy.gif

My uncle who works at Nintendo told me this guy's gonna be in Smash. Don't tell anyone I said this tho.

My new work friend just hooked us up with a solid discount at his other job. A 20 Oz rib steak and half a lobster for 39 bukakkes. I was in the worst/best food coma afterwards.

So... This thing happened in a town close to my city. Also happy America day to my America friends! Edit: I forgot to add the vid to the post smh. It'll be in the comments.

So I picked up my copy of Gloomhaven today... It's... substantial.

So I got bored one day and ended up making Weeaboo Tentacle Hentai Pancake Balls. Pretty good.

My sister got married yesterday, and they decided to have their reception at a nice boardgame cafe! Below you will see what happens when you give a drunk Nekkid booze a light saber in a photo booth.

Something something something SpiderTorchman