So. I need to lose about 70 pounds to regain my old prime form.

If I were a smart man I'd try to clear some of the games I have near completion before the flood of ne- oops, I accidentally bought the Megaman Zero Legacy Collection oh no

The soundtrack that plays when it's 00:45 and I rush to put my pyjamas on realising I gotta be up in 6 hours

I have a sealed-in-plastic copy of the original Street Fighter IV. I don't really know why. Maybe I'll keep it fresh and it can be inheritance for my kids.

Bought a pack of 7 mini flapjacks. Had 9 in the pack. 2 more than stated on the packet. That makes today 2 more gooder than yesterday.

Imagine coming home early to clean your house and then not cleaning your house that's crazy

I kinda wanna try one of those one handed keyboard/gamepads thingies. Like the Razer Orbweaver, anyone used one before?

I ate two cans of tuna in one meal AMA

Do you ever watch your Blu-rays? Sometimes I like the idea of buying them but I always stop myself. I just don't see myself sitting down to watch a whole film randomly.

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY

For anime fighter fans in the UK (and maybe Europe?) Base.com has the new Under Night title for only £28 pre-order! Link in post :)

So I know you're not meant to Google your "symptoms" but I've always questioned this bodily abnormality of mine and after a long search around I've found it has a name and it's pretty common! I'm too scared to fix it though :D

Still don't have a cat, still depressed. You can't convince there's no correlation here!

Nice animals, I love them. Hope holiday time was good for you all, you better all be fat motherfuckers.

You probably wont see me around for a while - nothing dramatic but there's a note inside on why in case anyone asks!

That Star Wars game getting nice reviews, can't wait to buy it in the January sales.

It took a while but the Xbox One is starting to look worth the price

Every day I feel like I'm closer and closer to getting a cat

NEOTURBO THE KINDA GUY TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY ON THE 13TH OF NOVEMBER, 2019

I'm in tears this is fucking hilarious

Yo, thanks for all the birthday wishes! It's past midnight here so the 25th annual Lycanth parade has ended. Had dinner out with the lady wolf. Thai food is fucking amazing, man. Anyway, big thank y'all.

A man walked up to me today and said "You look like a religious man". I told him I wasn't and he just stared at me until I left. Wednesday, everybody.

I really can't decide if I'm buying Pokémon or not...

finna sleep

Oh. Diablo 4. My groin.