Dennis Carden blog header photo
Dennis Carden
Fronts 128Posts 558Blogs 8Following 11Followers 65


Login or Sign up to post


Oh man. Found out that Leprous and Voyager will be in Brisbane two days after I see Mayhem play De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas with a friend. My poor wallet is crying right now.


Sonic Forces is not a great game. It definitely does shine at some points, but it mostly feels like a bit of a regression from Generations. That said, the character creator is fun. I'm currently trying to to make the edgiest edgelord possible. Behold!


I found a neat little shop today. The ground floor was a clothes store, but I was intrigued by the Cannibal Corpse records displayed in the window. Turns out that they had a basement where they stocked tonnes of Rock/Metal vinyls. Fuck yes.


Oh, right. It's #CatgirlFriday. I suppose I should post something to commemorate this most sacred of Destructoid traditions.


Spent a little bit of time trying to test out my new phone's camera. As it were, it's surprisingly hard to photograph an excessively clingy cat when all he wants to do is cuddle you. But I did get this one. Isn't he adorable? Yes. Yes he is.


Got myself a new iPhone 8 Plus today. I'm planning to give my old 6S to my dad. The only problem is that he needs his phone for work, and he has to work around hot surfaces and metal. Do you folks have any recommendations for a case suitable for this?


I'm not sure if this is an unfortunate result of YouTube sponsorships and brand deals, or an attempt at reverse psychology.


Yesterday, I may or may not have left a pair of AirPods in the washing machine. The good news is that after leaving them (and their case) in a bowl of rice overnight, they're functional again. Had some issues charging before, but everything now seems fine


I feel like a fucking idiot right now. Didn't realise that my wireless earphones were still in the pocket of the pants I was wearing yesterday. Did laundry today. The earphones did not survive. They now sound super muffled, and the charging case is busted


I am so, so happy with this costume that I just picked up in Odyssey. It's only available post-game, though, so I'm going to leave a screenshot of it in the comments. But it's incredible, and I love it.


Well, I beat Mario Odyssey. Holy crap, you guys. That game was so, so fucking good. I'll have to give it a bit of time to properly sink in before coming to a definitive conclusion over it, but I could easily see it being many people's favourite Mario game


Welp. I was flipping through the Australian version of Amazon Video's Horror Movies section, and I stumbled across this. I um... well, then. Not sure if this is hilarious or terrible.


Saw a guy who looked like he was in his 30’s wearing a shirt that said “STOP BEING A CUCK” on it in large, bold letters while I was shopping today. It took all of my self-control to try not to giggle, but I wound up doing so, anyway. I may be an ass


Awww yeah! My Undertale Collector’s Edition just showed up. Picked it up for Vita, just because of my preference for handheld consoles.


Contest: We've got 15 PAX Australia passes to give away!

So, did you want to check out PAX Australia later this month, but were bummed out when you noticed on PAX's website that the 3-Day passes were completely sold out? Well, fret no more! Thanks to the fine folks at PAX, we've got fifteen of th...


Wound up taking my niece to Build a Bear today so we could get her a birthday present. I... I may or may not have also gotten myself something. I'm a responsible and mature adult, you guys.


Holy fuck, you guys. Blade Runner was amazing.


My SNES mini arrived today. Was playing around with it in the living room, and someone points out that SNES games look somewhat "amateurish" compared to more modern ones. I was playing Yoshi's Island at the time. They were met with a death glare.


Review: Pokemon Silver

As someone who grew up in the late '90's and early 2000's, I was a huge fan of the Pokémon series as a child. I was the type of person who'd make it a habit to wake up as early as possible to watch the latest episode of the anim...


It may not be #ArbitraryMetalTuesday yet, but you should have some Caligula's Horse anyway. Why? Caligula's Horse are fantastic. Definitely worth checking out if you're into Prog Rock/Metal.


Hello, you sexy, sexy people! I've got a Steam key for Hustle Cat — a rather enjoyable dating sim about coffee and cats — to give away. Key's in the comments.


I caught a Mew in a copy of Pokemon Blue on a second 3DS, transferred it to Blue on my main 3DS to teach a few TMs to it (Softboiled, Submission, and Swords Dance). Transferred it back to my second 3DS to trade to Silver on my main one. Worth it.


About Dennis Cardenone of us since 9:46 PM on 06.02.2013

Destructoid's (self-proclaimed) cutest blogger and egomaniacal Australian with an unhealthy obsession for anime.

Credit: Larxinostic

"If there was anyone I'd let cut up my torso, tear out my heart, and use my open wound as a third hole, it'd be Nekro." - SeymourDuncan17

Credit: StriderHoang

Credit: Larxinostic (again)

Credit: Roberto Plankton

Credit: Hypno Coffin

Credit: Nekro - I just wanted to include this for some inexplicable reason

As a matter of disclosure, here's the list of games that I've crowdfunded:

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Shenmue III