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A couple of Nintendo lawyers just showed up to make sure I know that they are in fact pulling Mario 3D All-Stars at the end of March, and that there's nothing I can do about it.


Here's to 15 more years! And then that should be it, we don't wanna keep milking this thing.


I went for a run for the first time in a long time today. Send help.


I hope understanding Control's story isn't important to enjoying the game, because I've already given up on that.


The past year in a nutshell:


Ah crap!


Dancer of the Boreal Valley more like Spanker of the Dango Asscheek


Every time there's a new trailer for Oddworld, there's a surprising amount of pushback to the fact that the game exists, and it's exhausting.


At least the one new thing they announced during that pointless stream was a cool kung-fu game I'd like to play.


I expected this boss to be a spine-grinder after how much I struggled with his area. He does slap me around pretty good in phase 2, but he's still the only boss I've been able to get in one try. Still a fun and exciting fight, though.


So anyway, this thing is out: [BUMP for anyone who might have missed it]


A solid chunk of my gigantic blog is now lost, probably because the word limit was stricter than anticipated. Might have to split this thing up.


I put a message in Dark Souls 3 saying "Rear ahead, therefore praise the thumb!" and I'm so proud of myself. Took a classic and put a fresh spin on it.


I put a message in Dark Souls 3 saying "Rear ahead, there for praise the thumb!" and I'm so proud of myself. Took a classic and put a fresh spin on it.


I'm starting to think having a strong single-player focus is a good idea.


Working on a monster of a blog. Might be a while before it's out because it's something I have a lot of thoughts about.


Dan and Leo is such a winning combo. It's wild to think that they're both ex-GameInformer staff who never worked there at the same time.


We finally got some real snow here. Time to make some snowballs and put them in the freezer in case some annoying children come by!


Every bug is a Bugsnak if you're gross enough.


My Friend Pedro has the greatest twist ending of all time.


I don't think I'll like the Duke as much as the RE4 guy, but that's also a really high bar.


I'll never find out if they saw through my bullshit or just wanted to see what the switch did.


"My name is Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa," Gyoubu said calmly.


Even though I love Sleeping Dogs, I've never managed to finish it. I keep getting distracted by all the silly crap you can do, like locking people into car trunks and jumping from car to car.


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