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Damn it, someone just dumped a big sack of Fallout 76 beta codes on my lawn. What am I supposed to do with these?

 
 
 

Game Informer mercilessly butchered Despacito on their stream. Several other songs too, but especially that one.

 
 
 

I've never felt as surrounded by dumbasses as I have today. Completely exhausted...

 
 
 

Read my new blog or I'll eat your goats! Bleurgh!

 
 
 

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Once upon a time, there was a lonely and angry troll. He only wanted to cause misery, so much so that even the other trolls weren’t fond of him. Because of this, he one day decided to move far away from the rest of his kind, int...

 
 
 
 

Seems appropriate.


 
 
 

So that's what all that global warming was for!


 
 
 

Bad call, ref. I totally made it!



 
 
 

I want the DDR movie to also be about the other DDR. The history of the Berlin Wall mixed with Footloose. Dancing is banned on the right side. It writes itself!

 
 
 

I didn't learn to snap my fingers until recently, and now I CAN'T STOP!!

 
 
 

more like fuckt*ber haha am i right

 
 
 

Moyse is challenging Carter recently with all these pieces. Are we witnessing the rise of a new champion? #ChrisBattle

 
 
 

The PS Classic is only exciting to me because it might lead to these games returning to PSN, with share features and everything. I don't have much interest in novelty consoles.

 
 
 

I just found out why people have been freaking out about Toad lately. Really wish I hadn't.

 
 
 

This is the best thing I've ever done and will ever do.


 
 
 

That horse has some serious new avatar potential.


 
 
 

Get back to work, Thomas.

 
 
 

What the shit?



 
 
 

So if they just made another Tomb Raider that was more like the classic series and less about being a mix of every other game, would it sell horribly? Would people just look at it and declare it unworthy?

 
 
 

I'm a non-American Netflix subscriber, and I have no idea if I should feel insulted.


 
 
 

Watched the new Tomb Raider launch trailer, and it sounds like Lara says "Because I could not stuff The Daff..." Didn't expect that crossover.


 
 
 

Injecting piss into someone's corn. Such a classic prank.


 
 
 

Me trying to look at the pictures you guys are posting today:


 
 
 

What I tell myself every day.



 
 
 

Even if you went to jail or whatever, I imagine you'd still go down in history. The Wikipedia page would definitely have to mention it.


 
 


About Dangoone of us since 10:28 AM on 11.09.2011


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Phalanxification by the bombastic ZombZ

About me:
Dango is: Human; floppy-grade single-player; #TranceToid, pistachio-loving monkey-catcher; non-competitive Nordic person; frogbeard-growth, noise + epic Destructoid Community Members!

The D is not silent.


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