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Would we like Alf less if we ever saw him over the bloodied remains of a cat, biting off pieces of flesh? I feel like we would.

 
 
 

Confirmed.


 
 
 

What's with all the non-Garfield posts today? Weirdos.


 
 
 

Gravity Falls has that early Simpsons quality to it, where I'll remember a joke from it for the 15th time and still laugh.

 
 
 

Looked up the ending of The Last of Us 2, and I now understand where all the disappointment comes from: They COMPLETELY ripped off the ending of 22 Jump Street. For shame.

 
 
 

Every time I check the PS5 hashtag on Twitter, I need to delete my search history.

 
 
 

The future of gaming:


 
 
 

Ratchet & Clank, Oddworld, Hitman, HZD2, Demon's Souls remake, Resident Evil. I expected nothing from this stream. My mortal brain wasn't prepared.

 
 
 

ODDWORLD AND HITMAN!!! WHAT EVEN IS THIS STREAM!?

 
 
 

CLATCHET AND RANK!!! HOLY FUCK!!

 
 
 

I don't want to expect much from this event, but they are calling it THE FUTURE OF GAMING in all caps and shit. There better be something interesting.

 
 
 

Tag yourself.


 
 
 

This is so good!



 
 
 

"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NOB IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?" Dumbledore screamed furiously as he powerbombed the little shit into the cold floor.

 
 
 

Imagine insisting for years that comparisons between Trump and Hitler are stupid, only for the bastard to straight-up copy the bunker move.

 
 
 

Three episodes into The Good Place and I've never been more terrified by the idea of an afterlife.

 
 
 

I gave Community a shot since it's on Netflix. It's not making me laugh. The wait for Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 6 won't stop hurting. Any recommendations?

 
 
 

Penis Pastardly

 
 
 

I can't wait for the gym to open again, so I can address my own bloat concerns.

 
 
 
 
 

Journey is adorable! I just wish I hadn't messed up the final part and lost my buddy. :(

 
 
 

So after Explorer-moding through Uncharted 2, 3 and 4 thanks to PS Plizzle, I gotta say that 4 was by far the most fun. It dragged in places, but it had so many good parts. 3 had like one or two good parts. 2 somehow had zero good parts. What a leap!

 
 
 

Rich people are scary.



 
 
 

I'll try to quit Reddit for good. It's pretty good for gathering news and other content, but the overwhelming negativity is just fucking stupid.

 
 


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