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This should be enough to put Agent 47 in Smash. The reveal trailer can start with Pikachu getting hit with a brick of cocaine.


 
 
 

Huge triple-chocolate-thanks for all the sweet and brilliant comments on my latest blog! You're all amazing!

 
 
 

i just posted the most important blog in my life and now i'm going to bed goodnight

 
 
 

Me as an author? It's more likely than you think!

This is the most important blog I've ever written. All the other ones I've done here are but puddles of piss next to this mighty ocean of... lemonade or whatever. While everything else was fun to write and helped me engage with this de...

 
 
 
 

8 episodes into What We Do in the Shadows. Show rules, but I might take a break and dive into Fargo or True Detective. Current watchlist:


 
 
 

Uncharted movie spoiler: The big treasure is going to destroy itself and Nake's gonna steal just enough of to get a little rich, but not so rich that he stops being relatable.

 
 
 

I've made the switch from Netflix to HBO (for a number of reasons), and I don't know if it's my mind playing tricks on me, but everything looks a little darker. Not a huge problem, but it makes the service a little harder to get used to.

 
 
 

I think the site is confused...

 
 
 

Ryan George may have peaked.



 
 
 

"Oh wow, I sure would like to read a blog that takes the piss out of Ubisoft and was slapped together in like 20 minutes." Well, today's your lucky day! https://www.destructoid.com//blogs/Dango/5-other-ubisoft-games-that-need-a-shitty-remake-603568.

 
 
 

5 OTHER Ubisoft Games That Need A Shitty Remake

The last Ubisoft Forward stream was a joyful one for us all, proving that the company still has a few tricks up its sleeve. It was filled with exhilerating moments and pleasant surprises. I'm glad I totally watched it all live. The hy...

 
 
 
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Yves Guillemot's YouTube apology video.

 
 
 

About time.


 
 
 

No price for the next-gen systems, eh? I GUESS THEY'RE FREE!

 
 
 

Bob Odenkirk was unrecognisable on stream. What a performance!


 
 
 

I had a son and watched him grow up during that WoW trailer.

 
 
 

And so a new sun rises, brighter than the last...



 
 
 

Maybe I need to type slower. I just accidentally Googled 'Hot Fuxx' instead of 'Hot Fuzz'.

 
 
 

Me vs AllCutUp in Fall Guys.


 
 
 

Someone just shot off fireworks outside, and I just chatted with a guy in the Netherlands who says it also happened near him. Has anyone here seen or heard fireworks just now!? ARE THESE THE END TIMES!?

 
 
 

I recently set my word replacer to swap the words 'opinion' and 'asshole', and it's already paying off!


 
 
 

I am the goddamn tragic hero in every round of Tip Toe. I always dive into uncertainty, reveal the path for everyone else, fall at the end and get eliminated. But who remembers MY name!? Who tells MY story!?

 
 
 

A lesson was learned.



 
 
 

The Hex-A-Gone challenge in Fall Guys is basically an automatic elimination for me. I am so bad at it!

 
 


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