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A look into a dude who has spent $70,000 on Fate/Grand Order

Sometimes, when I'm out and about, insanely bored, and don't have the dexterity to play a normal game, I'll start up Crazy Taxi Tycoon on my phone. It's a simple game, for a simple man like myself who just wants to tap at my screen until I ...


These tiny Nintendo Switch cases are adorable

My current shelf situation is a complete disaster at the moment. I've hit the point in my game collection where I simply no longer have the room for newer games and I'm now stacking cases on top of one another and have moved almost the enti...


Review: Q.U.B.E. 2

Puzzle games live or die by their progression within the game and the puzzles themselves. If there is no satisfaction or great eureka moments from solving a difficult puzzle in the game you're playing, then chances are, you'll probably be t...


Here's a special image, for a special boy, happy b-day Occams!


Review: Kingdom Come: Deliverance

I've played a great deal of role-playing games in my time, whether they be Japanese or Western, from your various Final Fantasy titles to the vast and open world Elder Scrolls games, and all things in-between. As great as these games are, w...


Review in Progress: Kingdom Come: Deliverance

When Kingdom Come: Deliverance is at its best, I'm lost in the most detailed forest I've ever seen in a video game, low on food, drinking alcohol for nourishment, all so I can reach the next town to sell my wares...because the last town hat...


Review: Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth Hacker's Memory

A little over twenty years ago now, Digimon would hit the scene in the form of a spinoff series of Tamagotchi toys. Following their popularity would come an animated series, the combined success of which sent these digital monsters to new f...


Q.U.B.E. 2 is shaping up to be a great sequel

The original Q.U.B.E.'s narrative can be summed up as basically being stranded on board an alien ship with a crash course set for Earth. It was up to as the player to stop it, by solving the various puzzle challenges of the “Q.U.B.E.&...


50 Cent is interested in making another game

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is possibly the greatest video game to ever tell the hardships of a man trying to retrieve his stolen property. But, it seems Fiddy himself has some new ideas for a third game -- just as long as the game is &ldquo...


Yo, so I hear it just so happens to be Wes and Larx's birthdays and one of em' (maybe both?) likes bunny girls. Well, here's arguably the best bunny girl. #WesLovesBunnyGirlsWednesday


WWE 2K18 showcases latest DLC pack 'Enduring Icons'

This new DLC pack for WWE 2K18 celebrates the illustrious careers of five of Vince McMahon's big sweaty house of hard knock “superstars” of yesteryear! First up, “The Glamazon” herself, Beth Phoenix, who is easily on...


(Update) 'No plans' for Netflix on the Nintendo Switch

[Update: Polygon reached out to Netflix for further comment and a Netflix representative had this to say: “We are still exploring the opportunity with Nintendo, but don’t have definitive plans to share at this time."] I've spent...


Review: Mom Hid My Game!

She hides the game because she loves you. She wants you to grow up to become a lawyer or doctor, certainly not someone who plays video games. Mom Hid My Game! isn't simply a game, it's a life lesson we should all take into consideration whi...


New year, same old video game magazine oddities

In the last issue, we celebrated the demise of Miiverse by looking back at some notable Miiverse posts. Originally, this issue was planned for December and was supposed to be holiday themed, with an emphasis on holiday-related oddities from...


Can someone throw $2 my way? I need to call Freddy.


About Dan Roemerone of us since 4:38 PM on 08.30.2014

I unironically like pop-punk, collect old gaming magazines, and I'm somehow allowed to do stuff around here.

I've been enjoying and dabbling in Destructoid content since 2014. My goals are pretty simple as of late: Have a complete Offspring vinyl and CD collection, film a documentary, and work within games media as a full time career. (Okay, maybe not that simple).

I also make video reviews and other videos in general with friends as a side hobby, check out the Infinite Backlog YouTube channel for those said things:

Disclosure: I support NoClip, Mega64, and Alanah Pearce on Patreon. I've also backed Shenmue 3 on Kickstarter.