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Custom Wolfenstein II Switch being given away at PAX East

The official Wolfenstein twitter has announced that the Nintendo Switch port of 2017's hit shooter Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus will be playable next month at PAX East.The MachineGames developed sequel, which sees hero B.J. Blazkowicz a...


This week's Splatoon 2 weapon is the Zink Mini Splatling

It's the weekend, guys 'n' gals, and that means another weapon is headed to the arsenal of Nintendo Switch shooter Splatoon 2. Today sees the return of the Zink Mini Splating.Making its original appearance in the first Splatoon game, the Zi...


I was digging through a bunch of old arcade photos and I came upon this. It's a Before/After shot of a rickety old Pinbot pinball machine (1986) that I brought back to life with some spit, polish, lightbulbs, rubbers and a helluva lot of elbow grease


I watched a film yesterday from 86 called Nomads, it wasnt great, but Pierce Brosnan turned up looking like this. LuL. Also, he got his cock out.


I had a shit week, and I had folk I love and respect treat me like garbage. That's the fucking worst. I guess I gotta draw a line under it and push forward. ANYWAYS.. Make the most of your weekend, love others, have fun, stay safe and be a good Joe xx


Rock the night like your life depends on it in Afterparty

Indie-outfit Night School Studios, renown for existential mystery game Oxenfree, have released a trailer for their next mind-warping adventure, Afterparty. A story of two friends who must escape hell through the strategic consumption of alc...


Happy Birthday On Air Fish! I’m glad you had an amazing day! Sorry for the late well wishes, I wasn’t around. Have a wonderful year


Tomb Raider trilogy remasters for Steam are not happening

There was some exciting news recently that the original Tomb Raider trilogy was in line for a facelift on Steam, with studio realtechVR announcing that they were remastering the '90s classics for PC, complete with VR functionality and a new...


Being old is waking up with crippling stomach ache just because you kind "pushed" slightly too hard on the toilet the night before... I became so fragile after I hit 30 it's like I'm made of fucking crystal.


I picked up this badge at the weekend, I can use it to promote the new ship of Sombhris


GTA Online begins its Southern San Andreas Super Sport Series

Grand Theft Auto's online universe continues to run and run, with Shark cards being snapped up weekly, and shed-loads of players still leaping into the carnage-filled cities with little more than mindless chaos and wanton destruction in min...


Happy Birthday Zerotonin! Hope you have an amazing day and a great year ahead!


About Chris Moyseone of us since 4:22 AM on 06.18.2010

Chris (Orochileona) has been playing video games since video games began... still terrible at them. Former Saturday Night Slam Master, rambles nostalgically like Abe Simpson. I ain't here to fight, so let's not waste our time.

Mind like an encyclopedia.
Face like a phonebook.

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