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So uh... Life advice. Don't manipulate someone by saying you're going to kill yourself so they will love you, even if you were close to doing so. It's bad juju man. It'll fuck your shit up. Someday I'll forgive myself.

 
 
 

So uh... Life advice. Don't manipulate someone by saying you're going to kill yourself so they will love you, even if you were close to doing so. It's bad juju man. It'll fuck your shit up. Someday I'll forgive myself.

 
 
 

I really liked the Bionic Commando reboot. I would want a sequel to that. Weird as that may sound to some.


 
 
 

Why are Q-posts called "today in the community" and not "today in the cummunity"?

 
 
 

Maaaaaaaaaaan these Fridays make me waaaaaaay too horny.

 
 
 

Pouring one out for the last time I think about my ex. By the way, I absolutely loved how they used this song in Saints Row 4.



 
 
 

A house made of guilt, A sword without a hilt, Your hands cut deep, With each soul you reap, Screams, screams, screams, They deserved their pain, Justice in a way, But every night the blood won't wash, No matter how much rain

 
 
 
 

Confessing to my therapist I'm a drug addict. She's trying to help. Asking me when my last binge was. I tell her last night. She asks what drug. I tell her. "THE OVERWATCH! THE GODDAMN OVERWATCH!"

 
 
 
 

Further post regarding my penis releasing semen. Very happy with the games coming out over the next year. Will continue to cum until release. Standby cum mode engaged.

 
 
 

Okay. E3's done. I came. No literally. Just came.

 
 
 

That awkward qpost when you're waiting at a table for your date to arrive and have no clue what to do with your hands besides Destructoid.

 
 
 

YO YO YO!!! ALL THAT OTHER CRAP IS OUT OF THE WAY. YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S TIME FOR?!?! MOTHA FUCKIN ZEEEEEEEEEEELDAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAWHAWHAWHAWHA!!!

 
 
 

My friend who owns a gaming PC deeply regrets picking an Xbone over a PS4. Can you guess why? :) I'm a happy camper though- Scalebound port here I come!

 
 
 

I don't understand why we have all these conferences. Who the heck are the people putting them on anyway? Do these Microsoft and Sony companies not understand that all the people want is Zelda?

 
 
 
 

Finished the Jameson! Now onto the Highland Mist!


 
 
 

Also it needs to be stated that Overwatch is the game of games. Any disagreement shall result in pummeling with a large dick shaped stick I found in my backyard. Trust me guys- don't have opinions or I'll break out the dick stick.

 
 
 

Any long time antidepressant users care to chime in on their experiences? I'm several weeks in and just starting to feel the effects.

 
 
 

Mirror's Edge Catalyst is incredibly disappointing: Far Cry template + good parkour + middling plot. I guess that means I go back to playing Overwatch...?

 
 
 

That feeling when you've convinced six people you know to buy and play Overwatch with you.



 
 
 

Mmmm... Hungover with 4 hours of sleep. Coffee and Overwatch it is. And uh... Fuck it. I'm gonna get some doughnuts to dip into the coffee. Anybody want a doughnut? Tell me your favorite type beloooooooooow!

 
 
 

I was a good boy these past couple days. I am getting sooooooooo fucked up tonight. We're talking singing karaoke while I think I'm a plump Japanese schoolgirl who just got laid for the first time fucked up. KAWAII!!!



 
 
 

You know- This DTOID place is pretty cool. I don't think it gets said enough, but I'm glad I read here year after year. Feels like home even when so many people have left and so many new faces have come in. And I haven't even been reading as long as some!

 
 


About Cannibal Stevenone of us since 2:53 PM on 10.03.2014

HEY YA'LL

That's my catch phrase. I called it.

I'm a university student studying film and animation.

I've often been called a narcissist, but I don't think it's true as much that I'm just quite loud.

My favorite word is "nourishment". Listen to it roll of the tongue. Nourishment.

Like sex with a Burmese python.

Things I like:



 
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