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10 Things Too Many About Beyamor

Yes, the blog you've all been waiting for has arrived. At last, ten things about Swishiee! Once you're done with that, feel free to wander back here, though I wouldn't encourage you to read the blog itself. It takes some weirdly intimate...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: The Feed

Occams "I sure hope he's okay with me using this picture" Electric Toothbrush. Good god, that's more than enough blog writing for tonight. Jesus. Okay. There's words down there somewhere. All yours. Go get 'em. Are they edited? Pfft. Pfff...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: Oof

This...this feels strangely familiar. Have we done this before, friends? Some time, long ago perhaps? Back when young Time mewled alone in the crib of the early cosmos? Been a dicking long time, is what I'm trying to convey. Some busine...

 
 
 
 

Punch contest; get code.

Happy Friday boys and babes. I may have misplaced my avatar. Such is things. Well, this is my last weekend of drinking away the all-encompassing loneliness and in celebration, Notch is getting married. So that's pretty rad. Hey, who want...

 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: So Goddamn Dumb

[As a preface, this isn't exactly a review. At best, it's a collection of thoughts and stories I needed to share. At worst, it's a collection of my thoughts and stories. Make of it what you must.] This weekend, I dove into Two Worlds onc...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Groundhog Day: Holes in the Ground

Fitting, I think, that my musing about a game I keep coming back to concerns one I've already brought up once or twice. Not necessarily because of the recurring theme of, well, recurrence, but because I'm something of a hack with no qualm...

 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: Beywatch

Much love to Rex for the title and Law for just being Law. I wrote this blog listening to Margo & Nuclear So And So's. I recommend you do the same. Not, uh, the part where you write this blog. I mean, that's an out-and-out terrible idea....

 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: Coolio Cooly Cool

Thank you, Xzyliac, Occams, Law, Corduroy and Mana for indulging my desperate bid for title tweets. Special thanks to Xzyliac for the current title and Turtle for "Much Ado About Muffin," because Jiminy Cricket, that is wonderful. I can'...

 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: All Hail Rex

Thank you, Rex, for a title so profound I can't believe I haven't been using all along. Fantastic mention to Turtle for ""Uncertainty: The Might-iest of All." Listen, it's about time someone was upfront about this. Unclogging a toilet su...

 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: Pillow Talk

Thanks to Corduroy Turtle for this week's title. I'm playing around with my Windows task bar. Right now it's on the right side and hidden. This feels unintuitive, but so utterly made of future. If I can adjust, I feel that this will pay ...

 
 
 
 

2010 Sucked: Writer's Block

Beyamor, baby! Bey. Beyamundo. Mount Beyamor. Was that last one a play on Mount Rushmore? That was terrible. That physically harmed me. Beyamonster. Beya- Listen, anonymous second party, I've had a long day and these people just want t...

 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: The Negazone

Well, my sexy, sexy people, how are we all doing this week? Bursting with vim and vigour and veal? Grand. Let's roll right along. I have no idea what to write about this week. I want to do video games, I do, but I can't think of a thing....

 
 
 
 
 
 

hurgleburgleChristmas

Couldn't sleep last night. Hate-wrote the following. Don't know if it makes sense. Bye! ============================= Starring levelly at the elderly and altogether frail woman before him, as he had been doing for several minutes now, M...

 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: Beyamornings?

Burn. Bro. Man up. Fratboy slang makes me giggle. I love it. It's like it's the skanky girl at the party checking out my tribal tattoos and bafflingly angeled hat because she's had too many Growers Ciders and too little love from her dad....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Shoot the Breeze: It's Snowing!

So many coins line my pockets that New Yorkís fairest maiden quivers in her emerald robe with jealousy for the copper I carry. Internetís down again and I sort of donít have a blog for you, per se. Per se. I do have something of an experim...

 
 
 


About Beyamorone of us since 1:10 PM on 06.24.2009

Iím a gamer. Take a minute and get over that shock. I can say Iím an Xbox man, though Iíll support anything that advances gaming (I love you Sackboy). Iíve also got a DS Chunky, so I can take this whole nerd thing on the road.

As far as genres, shooters and western RPGs top my list. Halo, Fable, and Morrowind, for instance, rock my socks hard. Of course other things, stuff like Animal Crossing and Kingdom Hearts, do their share of stocking rocking.

In the world outside of buttons and pixels, Iím an engineering student (that nerd thing I mentioned? I do it hardcore) on the west coast of the Great White North. Iím a fan of a harder rock, bands like Breaking Benjamin and Hurt, though Iíll kick it (very much figuratively) to stuff ranging from The Fray through Franz Ferdinand to Five Finger Death Punch. Optimus Prime is my hero, but I do love Starscream. Finally, thumbs up to you for reading this. Youíre never getting that time back.


Kirbey by the talented and generously endowed (probably) Enkido