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My Pokemon Adventures Through Galar with Beatrice

[This blog was supposed to come out back in December. And then I got...sidetracked. Whoops.] For the past several months leading up to its release, I’ve been upset at Game Freak and The Pokemon Company for their decision to, amon...

 
 
 
 

My latest C-Blog went live. Decided to talk about the 10 absolute best Pokemon returning in Sword and Shield. Spoiler alert: It's Goomy. https://www.destructoid.com/--572396.phtml#post

 
 
 
 
 

Well hey, it's been several months since I've actually posted anything in the community. How 'bout I post a C-Blog I've been writing on and off for the last month or so?

 
 
 

I kept dreaming that the new Pokemon Direct was leaked. They showed off a whole bunch of Galar forms, but every single one was just a Pokemon wearing clothes from 90s hip hop music videos. Good morning, everyone.

 
 
 

The dark ritual is complete.


 
 
 

I'm one of like five people who's excited for this, but fuck it. Modern "AAA" games don't hold a candle to a fixed-up, unreleased, JANK-ass PC game based on muthafuggin' BIONICLE!



 
 
 

I revisited that website for showing your favorite Pokemon per type to reminisce about some of my favorite Pokemon. Gonna preemptively pour one out for the Porygon line. They're likely not popular enough for Sword and Shield. #BringBackNationalDex


 
 
 

I just realized I've had that same stupid picture of my Fox suit for the past few years, so I'mma change that. Commissioned this from a friend of mine a while back. MUCH sexier.


 
 
 

So, Fire Emblem Heroes and Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp are getting removed from Belgium. Huh. http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/05/animal%20

 
 
 

Merp.



 
 
 

Keto pizza is officially the best pizza. You can use cheese as the crust! The fucking CRUST!

 
 
 

Hey, guess what update's finally available on my phone? And guess what I'll be doing all day today?


 
 
 

An Introduction, Several Years Later

It occurs to me that, for as many blogs, quickposts and stupid comments I’ve posted on D-TOID over the years, I’ve never actually given a formal introduction of myself. Part of that may have been my fear/disgust of the gene...

 
 
 
 

Nintendo Direct was alright! Astral Chain looks cool, Daemon X Machina made me moist, and I'm happy for Zelda fans getting a Link's Awakening remake. For those complaining about too much animu and Fire Emblem? Especially the Mario fanboys among them?


 
 
 

Hey, remember when the creator of FEZ said YouTubers owed him money for making videos about his game several years ago, then everyone promptly forgot FEZ existed? That was funny. C:

 
 
 

Been playing Dragon Ball FighterZ over the weekend from the free play event going on. I'm really liking it so far! I'm definitely gonna keep an eye out for the complete edition in a year or two.

 
 
 

I quit.


 
 
 

Just finished watching the best Christmas movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger ever made with my family. Merry goddamn Christmas! XD

[youtube]https://youtu.be/FvSoeJfvMh8?t=13[/youtube]


 
 
 

My mood for the last few weeks coming home from work:


 
 
 

That feeling when you're finally able to crawl yourself out of a depressive week-long funk and get shit done again. >_<

 
 
 

"Look, I'm tellin' youse, dis guy keeps making me look fuggin' huge! And it's always with Fox!"


 
 
 
 

Finally got the zappy-cat from GameStop and the first thing I can think of to do is to take stupid pictures with it. >_>


 
 
 

So, I've been bit by the art bug again in my decade-long on-again-off-again art career. Decided to try and draw one of my favorite Pokemon of all time, which I've used competitively since Pokemon White.


 
 




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