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#TFW you realize that nothing's gonna happen with the girl you've been crushing on the for the last few weeks. Fuck, so tired of this.

 
 
 

I think the Switch is doing all right. I just found out that there's a porn parody of ARMS after all.

 
 
 

This is not meant to make fun of anyone, but I prefer the happy sounding version of Careless Whisper. Because I'm weird that way.



 
 
 

So guys, when are we bringing this back? I mean, come on, it's gotta be a gold mine, right?


 
 
 

So I get why people don't always reply to a message from a match on Tinder, but what's the deal with not replying but not unmatching either? Now the match is just sitting there all alone on my matches page, taunting me.


 
 
 

Them: "Sorry, we can't hire you, we don't have the budget for it." Me: "Ok, how about work practice/internship? I get work experience, and you get some extra help for free." Them: "...sorry, we don't have the capacity to train someone." Me:


 
 
 

Am I the only one who gets really annoyed when checking out Kotaku's Sunday Comics, and the characters featured in the header aren't "correct"? By "correct", I mean the most recognizable and zoomed in a manner that's coherent. Is it just me?

 
 
 

You know what's another great thing about Sonic Mania? No Homing Attack (aka cheat move)

 
 
 

Fuck, I feel lonely today. We need to bring back OKtoid. Who wants to date this North European hunk of a nerd whose spirit animal is a smiling cat?

 
 
 

After a two week hiatus due to vacationing in a place with limited Internet access, I'm back. Took a while to go through all the posts. Did I miss anything big while I was gone? More importantly, did you miss me? *stares at you with catty eyes*

 
 
 

The odds getting a 4 star or higher are BS.


 
 
 

Niero, that's a cop-out, and you know it. It's like saying that GTA V is a game for "aspiring criminals", which no one does anymore.

 
 
 

So in Yakuza 0 you get softcore videos of real porn stars when you finish some substories. These porn stars often have the same first name as girls featured in the substories. So anyone know if those NPCs are modeled after the actresses in those videos?

 
 
 

Thanks to GajKnight I came up with the idea of combining Inspirobot and Madden Gif Generator. But sadly the Madden site doesn't seem to be operational anymore :( But until then I will keep believing in stuff.

 
 
 

Finished Yakuza 0's story. Great stuff, and I'm only 37% done with the game. I could see myself becoming a fan of this series. Some spoiler stuff in the comments.

 
 
 

So I really like Yakuza 0, but hot damn some fights in the last chapters are way too hard. Especially when you're fighting a dozen guys and four of them have guns. Or when a boss puts you in a combo you can't seem to break out of.

 
 
 

Anyone here having trouble with Tinder (on android) recently? Got three matches yesterday (which is very unusual), then all the matches disappeared after closing and opening the app. And none of them looked like bots.

 
 
 

As as romantic, I like it when people couple up. What I don't like is when I meet someone great and she's already dating someone. The world needs to stop doing that. Stop doing that, world! Stop that right now!

 
 
 

"Life is Strange" is good. It has issues though. I complained and wrote about them here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/arkane9/how-life-is-strange-s-last-episode-left-me-disappointed-about-the-entire-game-437347.phtml. Come yell at me for being wrong.

 
 
 
 
 

Help, PS4 problem: Got a PS4 recently, bought my first game yesterday (on disc), PS4 makes a noise every 3 seconds like the disc is starting to run then slows down again. Annoyingly noisy! More in comments.

 
 
 

I have now been officially ghosted. People suck.

 
 
 

Anyone else hate charge times or charging up in some matter to perform actions in RPGs? I've stopped playing so many RPGs, like Chrono Cross, Trails games, Skies of Arcadia, Xenogears, because of or partially due to this.

 
 
 

Has Niero stuck a butt plug (or amiibo) up the site's backside or something? Because it's acting a bit odd for me.

 
 
 

If only the Phantom Thieves were real so they could steal the hearts of the executives in Japanese gaming companies.

 
 


About arkane9one of us since 7:59 PM on 05.11.2011

The Destructoid Show is responsible for getting me hooked on Dtoid.
Loves JRPGs, platformers and sandbox games, and most of the Dtoid staff.
 
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