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I just played Tony Hawk’s Skate Jam on my iPhone. Is necrophilia your fetish? If so you may enjoy this game, wherein they fuck the rotting corpse of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater. Otherwise, stay faaaaaaaar away.

 
 
 

GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE LIFT-OFF.


 
 
 

At first I expected I’d main Simon Belmont in Smash. I’ve been using him a lot in fact. But I just used Isabelle for the first time in Classic Mode. She can kill players with a fishing pole and I think I’m in love.

 
 
 

Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop


 
 
 

WHAT THE FUCK, NINTENDO. :,(


 
 
 

Because I haven’t said it yet, and I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong: I went on believing that Smash Ultimate would be a glorified port of 4. While some clear sacrifices were made in the process, this really isn’t a simple port in any way.

 
 
 

Who got the best Secret Santa gifts? I got the best Secret Santa gifts. Go on. Be jealous! Cloud is original waifu.


 
 
 

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 
 
 

That moment when the first thing you do with Smash is hit the music, and you realize it’s half the reason you get these in the first place. Oh, if your favorite game didn’t make it then some of its music might have.

 
 
 

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH


 
 
 

Heads up - Smash got a 400 MB patch. I didn’t expect such a big patch on day one for a Nintendo game. Usually they have their stuff together ahead of time.

 
 
 

So I know it’ll stop mattering in six hours, but I’m digging Star Fox on Switch. It’s essentially No Man’s Sky if the devs actually knew what they were doing. Fox and his crew are integrated really well. The price for extra stuff is excessive thou


 
 
 

Uhhhh.... I could be wrong but I feel like this might be hinting at something and I don’t know what to do. Help! I need an adult!


 
 
 

Sure. Why not?


 
 
 

InspiroBot is clearly in a December 7th mood.


 
 
 

If you enjoyed The Messenger, New Game+ now exists. Far removed from a normal NG+ mode, it sounds like it’s designed to inevitably swallow your soul. A jukebox is also added and improvements to a certain item I’ll not spoil.

 
 
 

Okay DToid. Persona 5, Diablo III or Siege? I beat Persona but have a craving to go back. Diablo seemed fun but everyone’s playing the $60 Switch version (looking at Black Friday PSN sales), and Siege is... wait, why am I asking about Siege again?

 
 
 

Smash Professor Layton.

 
 
 

I just watched Your Name. It gave me feelings. Fuck Your Name.

 
 
 

My SoulCalibur VI opinions are very mixed. It plays well enough, which is the important thing, but earning enough Soul Points to unlock things is a chore. Single-player modes are full but also a tad dull. At least CAF lets you do stuff like this:


 
 
 

Just to keep some perspective: Smash Ultimate will ship with 74 characters. That’s more than 4.5 Street Fighter Vs! And roughly 1.3 Marvel Vs. Capcom 2s. All that AND a real single player mode. The Direct sucked but really, we’re doing great here.

 
 
 

Current status:


 
 
 

I got Thunder Pound of Puppies... am.. am I secretly Mike Martin?


 
 
 

YEAH! Yo Adrian, I did it! Shibuya Scramble was an incredible ride. Definitely one of my favorite releases of the year.


 
 
 

Shibuya Scramble never ceases to be utterly fucking ridiculous.


 
 


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