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Review: Open Me!

Augmented Reality games tend to be very hit or miss, with the majority falling squarely in the "miss" category. Either they don't quite fit well within the reality setting, or they don't do enough to capture your attention to keep you playi...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Have You Seen This Yet?

I love fan-made movies. They're not always great, but the heart is there. And when they ARE well made, they're awesome. This, this is awesome. Today, we had a lot of previews from PAX. You know, since today was the first day of PAX. Destru...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Back in the Game

GTA is a few weeks away. It's not close enough...no sir, not enough. Ahem. PAX is this weekend. Once again, I'm unable to attend. It's barely begun and gaming news from the event is already trickling in. Tomorrow, the floodgates will open....

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Saints Row IV REVIEWSICAL!

So, in case you hadn't heard, I write songs about video games. And occasionally, I review games here at Dtoid (my review of Open Me! will be up later this week). Well, thanks to my pals in Fortress of Attitude, I got the idea to review gam...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: United Saints of America

Today, Jim reviewed Saints Row IV and deemed it awesome. I agree. Definitely worth picking up on the 20th. You'll be the most badass President since Bill Pullman in Independence Day. Also, other things happened, like community member Cordo...

 
 
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Impressions: Urban Trial Freestyle (3DS)

Back in February, PlayStation 3 and Vita owners finally got their taste of the motorcycle madness found in the Trials HD series that Xbox owners have been enjoying for years. Sadly, Urban Trial Freestyle just didn't seem to hold up to the s...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: I WANT THIS LUNCHBOX

Also, the game. Especially the golden NES cartidge version. But yeah. Ducktales. WANT. Today, stuff happened. There was a Nintendo Direct. I dunno, I lost track of it all after seeing this lunchbox and knowing I don't have one. Dammit. Dest...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Game Of All The Years

Dale informed us of this title, set to be the Goaty (or Game Of All The Years). I am excite. Or something. Okay, maybe not. But it's a thing that exists, apparently. A couple of other things of note happened today, including Jayson's inter...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Aw Yea-uh!

Regular Show is one of my favorite cartoons on now. To say I'm excited about the 8-bit adventure they have coming up is an understatement. Steven's preview has me even more excited. Steven also gave us previews of the WiiU version of Rayma...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Fortune for you

There's something about the Fifth Element movie. I always watch it when it's on TV. Every time. No matter what part it is, no matter how many times I've seen it. This has nothing to do with anything on the site, really. Today, Storm took an...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: WHERE'S MY FLAMING C?

Yesterday Ed Boon announced there would be more DLC characters coming to Injustice: Gods Among Us. Frankly, there's only one character I want to play as, and that's Conan O'Brian's comic character "The Flaming C". I don't even care if it's ...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Plants Vs Disappointment

Apparently, Plants Vs Zombies 2 will not be making its July 18th release date after all. You know who that disappoints the most? MY WIFE. She is constantly playing it on her Android phone, and has beaten it at least 30 times, and still play...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Xbox One Eighty

Obviously, the big news of the day is Microsoft backpedaling like a kid riding a bike downhill. Jim did an emergency Jimquisition on the event, but we also saw the return of Teenage Pokemon, Hamza's look at Hotline Miami 2, Wesley's open le...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: E3D3

So, Day 3 of E3 2013 on Destructoid is all about the previews. TONS of previews. Tons of news too, and if it happened, it happened at E3. Or, you know, some place else...but you may not have heard about it. That's ok. It's all here in the d...

 
 
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Review: CastleStorm

Hey kids! Do you like smashing stuff in Angry Birds, but wish it was just a bit more...medieval? How about a bit of troop management? Spells? Swords? Sheep? Less birds, more beards? All this and more await you in CastleStorm!

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Super Guitar Bros.

I saw these guys perform at the most recent MAGfest, and immediately wanted to buy a CD. They didn't have any. They just have these videos. This is one of them. If you haven't heard these guys yet, watch everything of theirs. You're welcom...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Xblah Numb

The internet is still buzzing about Microsoft's big "Xbox One" reveal from yesterday...and most of that buzz is not positive. Not only are the fans not thrilled about the lack of backwards compatibility nor the fees involved in playing a g...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: I'll form the head

MC Frontalot did a Kickstarter last year to raise money to make a music video. He raised so much, he made three. The third of these just hit the intarwebs Monday night, and if you're a Voltron fan, it's quite a good tribute to the animatio...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Lobo, bastiches!

Lobo was available for download for Injustice as of yesterday. Been blastin' fools with the bastich ever since. Today, Conrad & Jordan's couch campaign continues, Tony checked out the newest Mario & DK Minis game, Hamza checked out...

 
 
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Review: Super Little Acorns 3D Turbo

Sometimes, the simplest ideas work best.Where as most games try to throw over zealous plot devices your way, multiple control schemes, and graphics so detailed your eyes will bleed, some developers realize that less is more. And while the m...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Building a franchise

Aw yeah, really looking forward to the LEGO Marvel Super Heroes game. I've enjoyed all the other LEGO games (even reviewed a few for Dtoid) and this one features many of my favorite comic heroes. Plus...Deadpool, LEGO-style? Sign me the ef...

 
 
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Review: Star Trek: The Video Game

As a life-long Star Trek fan, I was skeptical about the reboot. However, my worries were unfounded as the 2009 film quickly became one of my favorites in the series, and it's attention to what came before while paving a new pathway for thes...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Is there something on my face?

Man...that image is so reminiscent of the splicers. Hope they show up in the DLC. Tons of stuff happened here on Dtoid, including Taylor's report on the Bioshock Infinite art book, Hamza ordering pizza with Kinect, Conrad & Jordan's con...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Luigi Mania

Today a ton of news came out of Nintendo Direct including the mention of a possible Link to the Past sequel, the Luigi-centric DLC for New Super Mario Bros U, and more 3DS games than you can shake a stick at. Daniel examined how accessibili...

 
 
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The Daily Hotness: Disney Ate My Neighbors

Boy, it really is the end of an era, eh? Not only sad to see a much beloved studio closing, but so many people getting laid off because of its closing. A real shame, as they put out some of my favorite games of my childhood. I'm of course s...

 
 


About Ian Bondsone of us since 4:54 PM on 10.23.2010

Ian is Dtoid's resident review monkey. If there is a game no one else wants to review, it usually goes to Ian. As a reviewer, Ian has been writing for close to ten years for various sites, starting with Kevin Smith's "MoviePoopShoot", and is a sometimes contributor to ComicMix, but he loves calling Dtoid home. When not reviewing, Ian's rocking the mic and stage as Insane Ian, a comedy musican/nerdcore artist and frequent contributor to the Funny Music Project (aka thefump.com).

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