Since DMC 2 is coming to the Switch, just a friendly reminder that the quality of the games is: DMC 3 > DMC 5 > DMC 4 > DmC: Devil May Cry > DMC 1 > DMC 2. And Bayonetta 2 is better than all of them. #Factoid

So yeah. That Direct was pretty rad.

#Striptoid

That's rad.

You know what, instead of posting some moderately safe for work porn, kinkshaming Torch and Soulbow, or generally shit posting, let's spice things up here and be positive: it's Friday over here Dtoid. What are you most proud of this week? #Proudtoid

Today I learned that the Super Mario 64 soundtrack is on Spotify, and now I'm chilling to Dire, Dire, Docks.

Me after playing Fire Emblem Three Houses and killing an enemy unit that was a student from a rival house.

Today is the one year anniversary of Simon, Richter, Chrom, Dark Samus, and K Rool getting announced for Smash Ultimate. But more importantly, it's the one year anniversary of Luigi dying for our sins. #Pray4Luigi

Hi, my name is GoofierBrute and I think 3D Zelda is superior to 2D Zelda. #ConfessionToid

Happy birthday to Kerrik and my disappointing weeb son Gaj. One of you is pretty cool and the other is Gaj.

Damnit, Fire Emblem Three Houses! Why do you do such a good job making me care about my students and the staff?!

Wes likes bunny girls is so last week. It's time for #WesLikesWaddleDeeWednesday

#CanWesFapToThis?

I've been spending the last 10 minutes in Fire Emblem Three Houses to pet the cats and I can't. 0/10, this game sucks.

MY EMPRESS HAS ARRIVED!

Butts.

Well, since LimoMaker started a trend with his heresy, I will continue it by saying that the Yakuza series is better than Shenmue in every way. #Heresytoid

I made a new Super Mario Maker level! This one I think is a little harder than my last one, but I believe in all of you.

Here's the code for my first Mario Maker 2 level. Play it if you want; I'm not your dad.

So MAD Magazine is apparently ceasing publication. As someone who grew up with MAD as a kid, this news hit me hard, and I haven't been this bummed since Nintendo Power stopped publishing.

#Striptoid

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Hey guys, I found the controller Torch is going to use to play Siege!

So. It turns out that Star Wars: Fallen Order has gameplay similar to Metroid or the Arkham games (get new abilities, get access to new areas of previously visited areas). And this is the first I'm hearing this, which pisses me off because it sounds rad.

Your mom is the best lightsaber.