MY EMPRESS HAS ARRIVED!

Butts.

Well, since LimoMaker started a trend with his heresy, I will continue it by saying that the Yakuza series is better than Shenmue in every way. #Heresytoid

I made a new Super Mario Maker level! This one I think is a little harder than my last one, but I believe in all of you.

Here's the code for my first Mario Maker 2 level. Play it if you want; I'm not your dad.

So MAD Magazine is apparently ceasing publication. As someone who grew up with MAD as a kid, this news hit me hard, and I haven't been this bummed since Nintendo Power stopped publishing.

#Striptoid

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Hey guys, I found the controller Torch is going to use to play Siege!

So. It turns out that Star Wars: Fallen Order has gameplay similar to Metroid or the Arkham games (get new abilities, get access to new areas of previously visited areas). And this is the first I'm hearing this, which pisses me off because it sounds rad.

Your mom is the best lightsaber.

So hypothetical here guys: how would you feel if the Fighter's Pass for Smash Ultimate was just guest characters and no one from Nintendo? Because we're three characters in, and I have a feeling we aren't going to get a Nintendo character.

Yeah, Nintendo won E3 this year, and no, I don't mean because everyone was kind of flaccid and limp this year. Nintendo really bought some great stuff this year, and I'm ugly crying right now.

So the Final Fantasy VII remake got a release date. And it's coming in March of next year. So that's neat.

So overall, Micrsoft was okay. Yeah, there were some cool moments, like Keanu Reeves and Battletoads (plus PSO 2!), but none of it was all that amazing. It was certainly better than some previous years though.

Having a socks with sandals fetish. #DarksidersGenesis

Just caught up on the Pokemon Direct. I went from being indifferent to Sword and Shield to being on board with it, mostly because it's now more open and the mons show up on the overworld (thank Arceus). Not sure about them going Kaiju though.

#Miniontoid

#WesLikesBunnyGirlsWednesday, but I like Rosalina every day.

After 20 years of being happily married, Mr. and Mrs. Banana have filed for divorce. Needless to say, it's been a rather nasty banana split.

#WesLikesBigChungusWednesday......and something a bit more NSFW in the comments.

So I just came back from watching Endgame. It was fantastic, and while I won't say it's my favorite Marvel movie, it's definitely a satisfying movie and a great build up to everything that's happened in the last decade.

Happy birtthday Torchman (even if you did make Kirby cry). I was going to make you a Gundam cake, but I was lazy and hungry. So have this Minion cake instead.

#WesLikesBunnyGirlsWednesday......and something a little more spicy in the comments.

Here we see Soulbow and his usual Siege strategy. #SiegeSaturday