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FP: 8===D

Review: Kamiko

[Kamiko is now available worldwide. Below is our original review of the Japanese version which is identical to version you can purchase in any eShop worldwide.] It isn't every day that we here at Destructoid review imports, but like De...   read


TumbleSeed will be the end of me. I've been playing the hell out of this game and I'm third in tbe frickin' world on the leaderboards and I'm not even on the last section of the game. You only get one life to make it... very frustrated.

FP: 8===D

Review: Flinthook

One part ghost, one part pirate, one part bounty hunter, one part hooker. No, I'm not talking about your grandma, but the protagonist of Flinthook, a game that had me 'hooked' from the start. Sorry. I had to.   read

FP: 8===D

Review: Vroom in the Night Sky

Watch every Adam Sandler movie in a row. See my grandma naked. Lick the callused scaly feet of Louie Anderson after a hard day's work on the set of Family Feud. Attempt to tie my flaccid penis containing an entire cotton swab in a kn...   read

FP: 8===D

The Jackbox Party Pack 3 is A-OK on the Nintendo Switch

I'm a huge fan of The Jackbox Party Pack titles as they not only offer up a ton of content that both gamers and non-gamers alike can enjoy, but they prevent your friends and family from just ignoring you and everyone else in the room f...   read


The intro to Flint Hook is so fucking good. As are my first impressions. Been looking forward to this one.

FP: 8===D

Review: Use Your Words

Listen up fam, if you're into making dank memes and have a few equally 'lulz' friends who want to create them sitting around a TV via their cell phones, then this is the game for you. I guess? In a world that practically speaks, eats, and b...   read

FP: 8===D

Review: Graceful Explosion Machine

Another week, another Switch indie game to be reviewed that falls in a niche genre. This time it's the timed exclusive Graceful Explosion Machine -- a colorful score-driven space shooter that many people have compared to Geometry Wars ...   read


So the back plastic on my Switch no longer sits flush. I mostly play docked in a very ventilated area. To me it looks like the plastic is just not fitting tight or possibly the battery is starting to buldge. Not great for a 1 month old product.


Top 10 PC games and/or DLC or 2017 so far. At least 2 or 3 of these I've not even heard of, and others I'm sure most haven't heard of. Maybe you will want to check them out? Just thought it was interesting to look at.

FP: 8===D

Review: Hollow Knight

I got my Nintendo Switch day one and I've put around 10 hours into The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, the latest game from my favorite series. Not because I don't love it, but because I've been obsessed with Hollow Knight. It is that ...   read


Smack that follow button, mash that like button, finger that donate button, massage that Patreon, suck on my Amazon Wish List, and choke my Kickstarter till it cums.

FP: 8===D

Review: Has-Been Heroes

Roguelikes are supposed to be addicting pick-up-and-play experiences that have players doing 'just one more run' before realizing they've been playing for hours on end. After over 10 hours, I can't bear to play anymore. Every time I'm about...   read


I would just like to make it clear that I'm way better than @Mike Cosimano because I have more followers on here than him, because apparently that matters to someone reading this.

FP: 8===D

Review: Macbat 64

I've never pitched a game to someone with a prototype, but I'd imagine Macbat 64 isn't far off from what publishers would have seen when looking at prototypes for Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64. That is to say, bite-sized levels...   read

FP: 8===D

Review: Poi

What if I told you there is a game you can play right now that combines some of the best mechanics of 3D Mario games with a bunch of cute original characters, locations, and enemies? And what if I told you that very game also failed to be c...   read


"Freedom of speech is the right to articulate one's opinions and ideas without fear of government retaliation or censorship" Because some people don't seem to understand that.


I can't stop laughing at this fan art that nut case Alex Jones tweeted out today.


I don't always promote my other work here but I think an article about shoving a Joy-Con up my ass is a pretty Dtoid adjacent article. Enjoy?


About Jed Whitakerone of us since 10:32 PM on 07.24.2010

Jed writes the written word; a real hero and a real human being. Dr. Dinosexual himself. Is he a kid now, or a squid now???????

Check out Jed's personal blog where he collects all his work in one easy to access place (sometimes),

"If you love something, go do it. If you want to get paid to do something you love, don’t wait for someone to pay you to do it, do it until someone pays you to not stop doing it." - Max Scoville

Things I've backed on Kickstarter (as if it matters, do you need to know what I've preordered too?):
Spooky Poo's Happy Hell - $9
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night - $60

Favorite Games / Series:

The Legend of Zelda
Super Smash Bros.
Bubble Bobble
Final Fight
Mario Kart 64
River City Ransom

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