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Remember kids, if you play games with bad balance or mechanics, you should put in 30-50 hours in hopes of getting good at the game, otherwise you aren’t allowed an opinion on said game.

FP: 8===D

Review: Dead By Daylight

If you haven't been living under a rock the last year, you've probably heard of this asymmetrical multiplayer horror title, thanks to every YouTuber and Twitch streamer on the planet screaming over it.  If you have, you probably think ...   read


“We’ve got it: a 3D platformer where you can use the powers of your enemies to complete puzzles. Starring....Mario!”


Have we discussed THE GAME of E3? I pretty much sat this one out aside from being a spectator. My votes are 1. Mario Odyssey and 2. Anthem. Worst game: whatever one Xbox showed with a live shoutcaster for a staged trailer.


ARMS single player is hard as fuck at 4 out of 7, which is required to unlock ranked play. I expect ranked to not have scrubs and be proper ranked.


ARMS single player is hard as fuck at 4 out of 7, which is required to unlock ranked play. I expect ranked to not have scrubs and be proper ranked.


Rockstar hasn't shown up yet and Take Two are making games for the Switch. You do the math.


FP: 8===D

Review: SteelSeries QcK Prism

I'm becoming a real RGB slut. I have RGB lighting in my keyboard, mouse, behind my TV, and even, I shit you not, in my toilets. I don't know what it is, but being able to see a rainbow or any color I want at any given moment just makes me h...   read


No Shenmue 3 No Death Stranding Knack 2 PlayStation's E3 2017 is going to be lit af, my dudes

FP: 8===D

Review: Monolith

The dungeons of Zelda, the cute characters of Undertale, and Geometry Wars had a threeway and gave birth to this wonderful roguelike that I've been having a deeply romantic affair with for the past couple weeks. When I come home I just...   read


Xbox fans liked my Phantom Dust review so much they gave me the prestegious “AZZHOLE AWARD” and I couldn’t be more honored. <3

FP: 8===D

Review: Phantom Dust

How about that Xbox One, guys? So many hot exclusives have come out this year for it such as, well, nothing. Okay, okay, there was Halo Wars 2, but you already forgot about that like most people have, right? I sure did.  But don't worr...   read


Would you prefer I bring back Hot and Steamy or just doing more impressions of popular Steam games from recent days


I really like talking to Dtoid commenters about movies. I wish Dtoid / Modern Method sites could have combined a bit more sooner like Gawker sites have/are. I love movies/TV as much as games.

FP: 8===D

Review: Astro Duel Deluxe

Did you know that Spacewar!, arguably the first video game ever made, had a simulated black hole? Years later Asteroids didn't even feature anything that advanced but is more widely known. Astro Duel Deluxe is a multiplayer spirit...   read


ARMS is amazing. I'm seriously in love with it. Tried all the available characters with my favorite being Mechanica. Stuns + hammer = OP. Can't wait to play more!

FP: 8===D

Review: Perception

A first-person story-driven horror game with a strong blind female protagonist made by former developers of games like BioShock and Dead Space has got to be good, right? Plus, it has all the workings of a game someone, like myself...   read


Laura Kate Dale delivered this gem just now. Samus who? Mario + Rabbids FPS pls.


Supposedly leaked on Discord from the rumored Rabbids Mario game. Most interesting thing is the arm canon.


About Jed Whitakerone of us since 10:32 PM on 07.24.2010

Jed writes the written word; a real hero and a real human being. Dr. Dinosexual himself. Is he a kid now, or a squid now???????

Check out Jed's personal blog where he collects all his work in one easy to access place (sometimes), Dinosexual.com

"If you love something, go do it. If you want to get paid to do something you love, don’t wait for someone to pay you to do it, do it until someone pays you to not stop doing it." - Max Scoville

Things I've backed on Kickstarter (as if it matters, do you need to know what I've preordered too?):
Spooky Poo's Happy Hell - $9
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night - $60

Favorite Games / Series:

The Legend of Zelda
Super Smash Bros.
Bubble Bobble
Final Fight
Mario Kart 64
River City Ransom

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