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Review: AUKEY KM-G3 RGB Mechanical Keyboard

I love mechanical keyboards. I used to think people that raved and ranted about them and spent hundreds of dollars on a basic-looking, loud-as-hell keyboard were stupid idiots -- until I tried one. Now I can never go back. That said, I see ...   read

 
 
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Review: Rise & Shine

Have you ever fallen head over heals for someone extremely beautiful only to find out that what is at their very core is just not good, and may even be downright bad? It gives me no pleasure to say that is how I feel about Rise & Shine,...   read

 
 
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Jed Whitaker's top lit and or turnt games of 2016 fam

How do you do fellow kids? I'm sure you are all on the edges of your seats in anticipation of the most objectively correct list of the best games of 2016. Welp, here it is.  Lick my chest hair and call me daddychu.   read

 
 
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Hot and Steamy: A grimdark reimagining of the teenage pregnancy film Juno called Juno's Darkest Hour

Dear Brian number two, It's me, THE GARBAGE MAN, and I'm here to wade through the dumping grounds known as Steam's new release lists to find you the games that float atop all of the other water trash releasing on the storefront. As a self-p...   read

 
 
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Rust developer: 'If you're bored of the game then just stop playing it'

Garry Newman, the developer behind Garry's Mod and popular Early Access survival game Rust, took to reddit to directly address players with a chart included as seen below:    read

 
 
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Review: Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS

Way back in the day, console ports of arcade games were expected to typically pale in comparison to their quarter-sucking counterparts, and we were okay with that. Flash forward twenty or so years and parity is essentially expected between ...   read

 
 
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Hot and Steamy: BDSM Santa Claus won't let you escape from his pleasure planet

He sees you when you're sleepin'He knows when you're awakeHe knows if you've been bad or goodSo be good for goodness sakeOh! You better watch out, you better not cryBetter not pout, I'm telling you whySanta Claus is comin' to town And when ...   read

 
 
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Hot and Steamy: Black Panther gets turnt up while a toaster calls an elderly tree lady a bitch

Happy Chrimbus everyone! What do you hope to get in your Chrimbus bush from Winter Man? All I know is that you better keep it trimmed and wet! Personally, I hope to get some hot new indie games on Steam like the ones listed below that are r...   read

 
 
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Hot and Steamy: Hot Asians in their underwear with sexy dwarven beards

We made it gang. Thanksgiving has come and passed, Black Friday went off without a hitch, and we all gained a little weight. Thus is life. Another constant in life until I tire of doing it is this here weekly series highlighting the potenti...   read

 
 
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Review: FNATIC Duel TMA-2 Modular Gaming Headset

When you see the name FNATIC, you're probably reminded of the various eSports teams that bear the name, or you're outraged that someone would spell fanatic wrong. What you're not thinking is "Hey, I bet they make some good headsets," and le...   read

 
 


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Review: SteelSeries Arctis 5

I've been using the SteelSeries Arctis 5 as my main headset on my PC since getting them a few weeks back, and frankly, I don't see myself going back to my far more expensive Astros. This headset fits, keeps my hair from being a mess, d...   read

 
 
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Hot and Steamy: Uncensored nude genitals climaxing

It is that time of year in America, the time when families get together to eat food and hate each other while doing it. It's also the time of year when everyone starts their holiday shopping by standing in line for hours to buy repurposed o...   read

 
 
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NSFW: Watch Dogs 2 features fully uncensored penises and vaginas, hurray equality?

[Warning: Not safe for work and disturbing content ahead intended for adults only.] Continuing my streak of hard-hitting video game journalism, I'm here with some more investigative journalism, this time in the feel-good buddy hacker comedy...   read

 
 
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There is a 'Not my president' anti-Trump protest going on in Club Penguin

You read that right. I did some gonzo journalism and joined up with an ongoing "Not my president" anti-Donald Trump protest in Disney's kid-friendly Club Penguin. Judging by the above tweet, the protest has been going on for hour...   read

 
 
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Introducing Hot and Steamy: Popular and upcoming Steam games

Are you feeling the AAA blues? Season passes got you down? Then look no further than Hot and Steamy, a new feature I hope to make a regular thing looking at popular and upcoming Steam games releasing each week. While I don't guarantee any o...   read

 
 
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Review: Cartoon Network: Battle Crashers

Something terrible has happened to our children in the last decade and we haven't even noticed or cared. The characters and cartoons they love have been turned into awful cash-in video games that don't even bother to get basic details corre...   read

 
 
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Review: Mario Party: Star Rush

Mario Party: Star Rush let me experience something special that is hard to find these days: I got to watch a friend play their first Mario Party while getting console-throwing enraged. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, so for...   read

 
 
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A game about driving tractors is more popular on Steam than Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

That's right, Farming Simulator 17, a game about being a modern farmer and driving expensive tractors is currently destroying the just-released Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare on Steam, at least numbers wise. According to Steam's own st...   read

 
 
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Review: Halloween Forever

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Review: Earth's Dawn

Take a pinch of Odin Sphere's art and gameplay, toss in some Monster Hunter loot-grinding, and repetition, and add a smidgen of Gears of War for flavor. Let simmer and serve both digitally and in retail to the select few who didn't just buy...   read

 
 
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Review: GoNNER

Man, do I love roguelikes and these past few years we've been graced with some of the best games in the genre: Rogue Legacy, Downwell, The Binding of Isaac, and Enter the Gungeon.  Thankfully, there is room on that list for one more.   read

 
 
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Review: Pirate Pop Plus

[Update: Added the release date for the Wii U version of the game as well as notated that the game is cross-buy across Nintendo consoles.] Remember Buster Bros. (aka Pang outside of America)? It's that game where you walk back and...   read

 
 
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Only extreme vocaloid weeaboos need purchase Hatsune Miku: VR Future Live

I love Hatsune Miku and her fantastic games yet I've never been able to see her perform 'live' unlike some of my weeb friends, so obviously I was excited to give Hatsune Miku: VR Future Live a spin on PlayStation VR; a product that Seg...   read

 
 
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The best Legend of Zelda game is getting recreated in the Ocarina of Time engine

A modder by the name of Ty Anderson is recreating the Game Boy classic and arguably best Legend of Zelda game Link's Awakening in the Ocarina of Time engine, and I, for one, am excited. While the above trailer leaves much to...   read

 
 
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SPOILER WARNING: The Pokemon Sun and Moon demo has been datamined revealing all the new Pokemon and more

As you've probably realized by now, the Pokémon Sun and Moon demo is available worldwide and has been torn apart by hackers revealing tons of new information about the upcoming game including what is assumed be all the new creat...   read

 
 


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So, no Fire Emblem Fates port for the Why am I upset about new games being developed instead of an old game getting a port??? Whats wrong with me? Have I been replaced by Bizarro ZombZ?

 
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I tried to give the roguelike genre a I got Rogue Stormers in the last Steam Winter Sale, played it for a bit, and inevitably got pissed off when I lost my progress after I give up on the Its too punishing and random for me

 
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I just bought my first Space Shooter SHMUP on the Sega Genesis

 
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It would be really nice if the team behind FFIX, FFXI and FFXIV was allowed to helm the series from here on The whole high fantasy meets industry thing is way more compelling than modern emo teen meets fantasy monsters shit we get stuck

 
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