“MY SANCTUARY! MAH SANCTUARRYYYAHHHH!!!”

(Torgue continues...) “ANGEL IN FLIGHT! WONK UOY NAHT NOITCEFFA EROM DEEN I!”

(In Torgue’s sweet dulcet voice) *ahem*...“IN YOU AND I THERE’S A NEW LAAAHAAAAAAAND!”

Flakk is dope. Nighty night y’all.

Borderlands 2 VR is getting DLC TOMORROW! Wooooo! That is all. Carry on.

I’m gonna meet the Master Chief! I is excite!

Yakuza’s a brawling series. I am all for innovation but this isn’t that. They’re just aping a different genre entirely. Rock operas are neat but justifying making John Wick 4 an animated musical because they were tired of action movies would be ridi

Sea of Thieves is an awful game that is made worse by the lack of a “passive” mode.

PEACE IS NICE! PEACE IS NICE! PEACE IS BETTER THAN CHICKEN RICE!

Good Morning!

FLORPUS!!!!

I replaced the chicken with wedges! Cuz I am the ph(f)attest vegetarian! The sauce was great! Terrible but great!

Cider with doughnuts? Is this a thing? East coast-y thing maybe?

I is da drankin and playin Bahdehlahnz too and rocking out to Ke$ha wid The Woman that won't leave my house! Yay! Hope your weekend is going great too!

Happy little earthquake survivors. Unfortunately closer to it there was some real damage done. Hopefully people can get back on the up and up. Stay safe folks and be glad the earth is not actively trying to destroy you!

I'm just gonna keep my thoughts on Halo 5 to myself from now on. The hive mind can not be reasoned with.

PsYcHo MAN tisk tisk

I'm going to go try to play Gears 5 today at a Microsoft store because, yes Tyler I do find I have that kind of sick desperation in my life!

Haha I've never seen a Nintendo Direct, but this seems nice!

For E3 I would like something 4 player co-op for PSVR,and F-Zero. Thank you.

Sorry for that drunken double post yall! Be happy! It's all that matters!

AYE? AYE? REALLY!?!? NAH NINJA!

Oh shit. GoT. It's fuhreals. Right now, and I'm lit, with family (y'all included) . Let's Go!

It's a funnel cake, covered in cheese sauce, and topped with hot cheetoe crumbles... from Disneyland. Is this #darksiders3 enough for a "Happy (belated) Birthday Occams!" post? I sure hope so, cause it's all I got! Happy Birthday Occams!

Just stayed up until 4:58am with The Woman Who Lives In My House, beating Borderlands Remastered on Ps4, while being drunk as heck, as Roland and Lilith. Good fucking times. Good night folks! P.S. FUZUNGA! I SEE YOU!