Watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit with the girlfriend. What's your favorite Bob Hoskins film that isn't the Super Mario Bros movie?

My own dear Angela, no longer with me. #bikeporntoid

#Caturtoid

Putting down my parents cat this morning. Such a good little gentleman, he's the reason I wanted cats of my own. Biggest cat in the world. Update: we're trying surgery, he's strong this morning.

I SENSE A SOUL IN SEARCH OF ANSWERS.

FiveFingerDelta already won this one, but I had to throw my hat in as well.

#Dinnertoid Chicken thighs, garlic coated, mushrooms, asparagus, chicken broth cooked rice underneath. Whats your favorite thing to cook?

My kitchen's new back splash is on fleek.

Ever sat on the toilet so long reading or playing videogames or doing phone stuff that you have to ask yourself, "Did I poop?"

These star rankings better not eliminate faps.

So for the past week or so I've had this odd intermittent inability to sleep, specifically my body won't automatically breathe so I start suffocating when I first fall asleep, jarring myself awake. Seeing doctors tomorrow for an apnea test. FML.

Things I never thought I'd Google: "What is the gayest mammal?"

Cats.

Happy Fourth, you crazy dtoiders. Remember, if you live in the US, try not to injure yourselves today, emergency rooms are going to be full with morons who tried to launch Roman candles out of their assholes.

Okay, which of you fuckers have been jumping ship to Kotaku of all places and actually commenting? I at least have the decency to lurk like a proper Dtoid deviant.

So...if we tried really hard, do you guys think we could turn #FF7Remake into the new #Darksiders3 ? I'm asking for a frenemy.

#Hydratoid (Really just an excuse to post something I promised Soulbow a little bit ago. Pic in comments)

Has anyone else played Mana Spark? I've been very much enjoying it, even if I've only reached the third boss three times and very much didn't last long on him.

I want to take a moment to appreciate all the Cat Dads here in Destructoid. I look forward to joining your ranks in July.

Hot take: make your paper cut feel even worse by spraying antibacterial cleaner on it. You'll never complain about a paper cut again.

If you ever need to make rice, cook it in bone broth instead of water. Then thank me later.

Saw Detective Pikachu last night, really enjoyed it. Only nitpick: the opening titles were painfully bad, it would have been such a joy to see them presented in the original Gameboy font instead of the fake Kanji crap from every geocities page ever.

I'm bored waiting for a project to be finished. AMA.

My brother is watching Pertubator in Chicago tonight. I'm so jelly I could take a shot of vodka and randomly be teleported to a sorority party.

Did we say #moedanceparty or #waifudanceparty?