Happy birthday TheIntern, I left you an early birthday present a few days ago in the form of an Amazon review of your book!

Am drunk. Is bueno.

So at 35 I've gotten a library card as an adult so I can get free audiobooks and also give Audible the biggest middle finger, then I realized that most libraries don't carry every book ever. So now I'm listening to bad vampire fiction. This is really fun.

So, uh, hypothetically, if one were to try and get into the Metroid series, which game would you start with?

AMC and GME are surging, if you have been doing the #gamestonks thing. I am finally not underwater with my AMC buy in.

Oh gods I made a thing.

Happy Friday, 'toiders. Go out and get smooched soon, if you and your smoochee are both vaxxed. Be good to each other.

Okay, I finished episode 1 of Invincible. Holy. Shit. That is all.

Happy 4th you beautiful bastards.

Watched Mortal Kombat. Definitely trash, but at least enjoyable trash. If you can see it for free (or free with a sub to HBO) I'd say go for it.

It's #Caturday I guess. It's Caturday everyday for cat dads.

What is a word that you feel like should be on UrbanDictionary but isn't? Mine is Junkscaping.

Happy birthday Occams, you horrifying and empathetic hobbyist Tooth Fairy. Also happy birthday Jason, who I cannot describe as verbosely.

Everyone, I just want to express how much better 4/20 is than 4/1. Today is dank memes and chill vibes, 4/1 is looking at everything twice in a suspicious manner, then googling it for veracity, then wondering if what you googled is also a 4/1 prank.

Damn it feels good to have new XIV content.

It's been a while since my mobile app made me @ someone inadvertently. I'm glad it was all of you.

I know we sometimes disagree on things, but know I appreciate there are things we can all come together on.

Took a quick break from Control to power through Tales From the Borderlands finally. It wasn't as long a game as I was expecting but I found it very entertaining. Pity that this format of game oversaturated itself in the market, I'd have played a sequel.

Started Control last week, I've really been enjoying it. Of course in full disclosure, I'm essentially playing it in Story mode difficulty. The combat just isn't really all that compelling to me, and having to re-clear areas is, frankly, annoying.

Welp, that's my day.

Finally watched Monster Hunter. It was very not great. A good portion of it was also not even that fun, which is my baseline for Paul WS Anderson movies.

I've finally done it...I've done all the available Main Story Quests in FFXIV. Now to level alternate jobs to 80, starting with tanks.

Only the best for this #MashUpToid

Happy birthday Bass, I don't have any game footage to share (was powering through XIV 5.3 this weekend), but here's a classic gif(t) for you!

Helped the girlfriend buy a new winter jacket today, her first comment putting it on: "Wow. It has so many pockets." Then the final fantasy victory fanfare started playing in my head. I've done well.