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Happy birthday to the bongiest of acks. The kushiest of admirals. The dankest Dtoider.


Happy Chungus, goofier birthday.


Happy birthday to our Dtoid birthday folks! May your days be chill and full of cake!


FedEx and UPS *may* be forced to suspend services for two and three weeks at least, respectively. Don't panic, but get your essentials if you need them.


Sitting on my Toto washing my ass while blowing my nose on toilet paper is the bourgeoisiest thing in the world right now.


No reported cases of COVID-19 in my state, there is not a single case of toilet paper to be bought in my city. People are so fucking stupid I swear to God.


Started Children of Morta. Damn if this isn't the best mix of Diablo style dungeon delving and roguelite skill based play with static upgrades I've played in years.


Dean Koontz predicted the coronavirus. The Simpsons predicted the coronavirus. Stephen King predicted the coronavirus. Pandemic predicted the coronavirus. I predicted the coronavirus.


Happy birthday Xeo! Is it weird that this is how I imagine you to be in real life?


Saw The Color Out of Space. Nic Cage is a goddamn genius of the mental breakdown. I'm actually hoping for a cinematic universe here.


Celeste is on sale on the Nintendo store; damn it is a silky smooth platformer.


Does anyone else miss the classic Assassin's Creed combat mechanics? Started Odyssey, really annoyed about the hack and slash aspect, and the damage sponge enemies.


Well. I blame the Switch. Also the bridge content for ARR.


Thursday night, drinking hard kombucha. In case you didn't know that was a thing, welcome to my life.


Alright Destructoid, we've finally reached 2020, the year of hindsight. Now that we have a reason to look back with clarity on our lives, what game mechanic mistakes would you like to never see again?


Someone get Soulbow But One Year Older in here stat!


So, as the resident Destructoid bad videogame person, what game(s) did you promise yourself you'd pick up in 2019 but didn't? I'll get you started in the comments.


My top 2 games of 2019: 1. The Outer Worlds. 2. Cadence of Hyrule. My top 2 2019 games I purchased in 2019: 1. The Outer Worlds. 2. Cadence of Hyrule. I am a bad videogame person.


Happy birthday RiffRaff! You crazy kid, you!


About AtomicBananaone of us since 4:45 PM on 03.23.2010

The contents of this blog are opinion-based, as I have no official standing or presence in the tabletop roleplaying industry, and really just thought DICESTRUCTOID was too good of a pun to not at least attempt to engage in.

I've played a number of systems, ranging from D&D 3.5 to more than a few permutations of Powered by the Apocalypse, but some of the standouts are:

- Two year campaign of D&D 4e in the Dark Sun setting, ending in a TPK shortly before my players were set to hit level 30. Sorcerer kings can crit like nobody's business.

- Five years of various Call of Cthulhu games: Horror on the Orient Express, Miskatonic University, Classic 1920s, Secrets of Berlin, Achtung! Cthulhu, Cthulhu Dark Ages.

- Two years of King Arthur Pendragon in the Great Pendragon Campaign, suffered about nine character deaths over the course of the game, while other players lost maybe one or two.

- Two years of the Iron Kingdoms RPG, both running my own game and playing in someone else's.

- Six months running three different chronicles in the New World of Darkness (and updated Chronicles of Darkness).

Games I own and really want to run something in:

The Witcher RPG
Ryuutama: Natural Fantasy Roleplaying
Firefly: The RPG
Sword Noir
Dungeon World
The End of the World
Heroquest 2nd Edition
Through the Breach