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My kitchen's new back splash is on fleek.


Ever sat on the toilet so long reading or playing videogames or doing phone stuff that you have to ask yourself, "Did I poop?"


These star rankings better not eliminate faps.


So for the past week or so I've had this odd intermittent inability to sleep, specifically my body won't automatically breathe so I start suffocating when I first fall asleep, jarring myself awake. Seeing doctors tomorrow for an apnea test. FML.


Things I never thought I'd Google: "What is the gayest mammal?"


Happy Fourth, you crazy dtoiders. Remember, if you live in the US, try not to injure yourselves today, emergency rooms are going to be full with morons who tried to launch Roman candles out of their assholes.


Okay, which of you fuckers have been jumping ship to Kotaku of all places and actually commenting? I at least have the decency to lurk like a proper Dtoid deviant.


#Hydratoid (Really just an excuse to post something I promised Soulbow a little bit ago. Pic in comments)


Has anyone else played Mana Spark? I've been very much enjoying it, even if I've only reached the third boss three times and very much didn't last long on him.


I want to take a moment to appreciate all the Cat Dads here in Destructoid. I look forward to joining your ranks in July.


Hot take: make your paper cut feel even worse by spraying antibacterial cleaner on it. You'll never complain about a paper cut again.


If you ever need to make rice, cook it in bone broth instead of water. Then thank me later.


Saw Detective Pikachu last night, really enjoyed it. Only nitpick: the opening titles were painfully bad, it would have been such a joy to see them presented in the original Gameboy font instead of the fake Kanji crap from every geocities page ever.


I'm bored waiting for a project to be finished. AMA.


My brother is watching Pertubator in Chicago tonight. I'm so jelly I could take a shot of vodka and randomly be teleported to a sorority party.


Woke up with sleep paralysis this morning and the girl from The Ring standing by my bed. Off to see Pet Sematary tonight, because I'm a glutton for punishment.


Well, I'm finally into Heavensward. God that bridge content took forever. #FFXIVwoes


Alright folks, I'm handing this one out for free. Next joke account to appear better be Wesley Frankfurters.


I'm gonna buy my mom a birthday present and play FFXIV, glhf.


Still on my Hollow Knight kick, just beat the Dung Defender. Perhaps after this one I may give the Souls series another try. Or just double down on Metroidvanias.


Just saw Captain Marvel. Cannot fathom the hate, I thought it was fantastic. Oh well, more to look forward to.


Just watched the Arekkz summary of STD. Apparently Google is touting a feature where you can share a certain game state with others to drop in and play through. All I can see is a whole new world of spoilers.


About AtomicBananaone of us since 4:45 PM on 03.23.2010

The contents of this blog are opinion-based, as I have no official standing or presence in the tabletop roleplaying industry, and really just thought DICESTRUCTOID was too good of a pun to not at least attempt to engage in.

I've played a number of systems, ranging from D&D 3.5 to more than a few permutations of Powered by the Apocalypse, but some of the standouts are:

- Two year campaign of D&D 4e in the Dark Sun setting, ending in a TPK shortly before my players were set to hit level 30. Sorcerer kings can crit like nobody's business.

- Five years of various Call of Cthulhu games: Horror on the Orient Express, Miskatonic University, Classic 1920s, Secrets of Berlin, Achtung! Cthulhu, Cthulhu Dark Ages.

- Two years of King Arthur Pendragon in the Great Pendragon Campaign, suffered about nine character deaths over the course of the game, while other players lost maybe one or two.

- Two years of the Iron Kingdoms RPG, both running my own game and playing in someone else's.

- Six months running three different chronicles in the New World of Darkness (and updated Chronicles of Darkness).

Games I own and really want to run something in:

The Witcher RPG
Ryuutama: Natural Fantasy Roleplaying
Firefly: The RPG
Sword Noir
Dungeon World
The End of the World
Heroquest 2nd Edition
Through the Breach