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Does anyone else miss the classic Assassin's Creed combat mechanics? Started Odyssey, really annoyed about the hack and slash aspect, and the damage sponge enemies.

 
 
 

Well. I blame the Switch. Also the bridge content for ARR.


 
 
 

Thursday night, drinking hard kombucha. In case you didn't know that was a thing, welcome to my life.

 
 
 

Alright Destructoid, we've finally reached 2020, the year of hindsight. Now that we have a reason to look back with clarity on our lives, what game mechanic mistakes would you like to never see again?

 
 
 

Someone get Soulbow But One Year Older in here stat!

 
 
 

So, as the resident Destructoid bad videogame person, what game(s) did you promise yourself you'd pick up in 2019 but didn't? I'll get you started in the comments.

 
 
 

My top 2 games of 2019: 1. The Outer Worlds. 2. Cadence of Hyrule. My top 2 2019 games I purchased in 2019: 1. The Outer Worlds. 2. Cadence of Hyrule. I am a bad videogame person.

 
 
 

Happy birthday RiffRaff! You crazy kid, you!

 
 
 

Thanks for all the bday wishes my Qtoid fam! Hope you all have great weekends!

 
 
 

It's my birthday, Destructoid! Post your best dick pics in the comments!

 
 
 

I love me some Love Actually as an annual Christmas movie but damn if the writers weren't on a fat-shaming binge. It's got other issues in terms of sacrificing theme for the sake of comedy, but fuck me they really seem to hate everything non skinny.

 
 
 
 

Anyone pick up Dauntless on the Switch? It's pretty fun so far.

 
 
 
 

Picked up Warlocks 2: God Slayers for the Switch. I was attracted by the spritework and the sale price, but I'm really annoyed by the dialog. It's been described as not taking itself seriously, but it just feels like they just didn't want to pay a writer.

 
 
 
 

I've got to say, the only thing more cursed than scrolling through Qtoid looking at #Cursedmas posts is Google searching for posts of my own to make. I am at peak cursed.

 
 
 
 

If you want to shop somewhere with no lines on Black Friday, go to a hardware store. My local Lowe's was dead.

 
 
 

I'm loving both The Outer Worlds and Iconoclasts, but after spending so much time on BreadTube it's starting to get annoying how wrong everyone is about anarchism.

 
 
 

NeoTurbo, this is very serious. This gif came up when I searched for Happy Birthday images. I have no idea what it means, but if I had to guess, it would be PADORU.


 
 
 

Happy Birthday, Chris! 'Tis the season, and you are its Harbinger. End this pathetic pre-Padoru farce and bring forth the old gods.

 
 
 

Oh, what the hell. fhtagnoru, bitches.

 
 
 

I ran out of candy last night after less than an hour of trick or treaters. I am ashamed.


 
 


About AtomicBananaone of us since 4:45 PM on 03.23.2010

The contents of this blog are opinion-based, as I have no official standing or presence in the tabletop roleplaying industry, and really just thought DICESTRUCTOID was too good of a pun to not at least attempt to engage in.

I've played a number of systems, ranging from D&D 3.5 to more than a few permutations of Powered by the Apocalypse, but some of the standouts are:

- Two year campaign of D&D 4e in the Dark Sun setting, ending in a TPK shortly before my players were set to hit level 30. Sorcerer kings can crit like nobody's business.

- Five years of various Call of Cthulhu games: Horror on the Orient Express, Miskatonic University, Classic 1920s, Secrets of Berlin, Achtung! Cthulhu, Cthulhu Dark Ages.

- Two years of King Arthur Pendragon in the Great Pendragon Campaign, suffered about nine character deaths over the course of the game, while other players lost maybe one or two.

- Two years of the Iron Kingdoms RPG, both running my own game and playing in someone else's.

- Six months running three different chronicles in the New World of Darkness (and updated Chronicles of Darkness).

Games I own and really want to run something in:

The Witcher RPG
Ryuutama: Natural Fantasy Roleplaying
Runequest
Firefly: The RPG
Sword Noir
Dungeon World
The End of the World
Heroquest 2nd Edition
Through the Breach
 
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