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Either FFXII's story is way better than I remember it being, or it's just a huge relief to have a plot that makes actual goddamn sense after playing FFXV.

 
 
 

I feel like Capture the Flag was added to Overwatch as a way to punish people who requested they add more modes.

 
 
 
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I love the blue shell

[Dtoid community blogger UsurpMyProse answered our recent call for "I love what you hate" submissions with a most evil confession. Do YOU love something that everyone else loathes? Go tell us about it! --Mr Andy Dixon] For many of you, I im...

 
 
 
 
 

I'm sick of saving Hyrule

After finally finishing A Link Between Worlds, I believe thereís only one phrase that can adequately summarize my feelings toward the seventeenth entry in the storied Zelda franchise: Goddamnit. Seriously, Hyrule? Link had to save you a...

 
 
 
 

The Past: Who the hell puts Mew under a truck?

Ten year olds are idiots. Letís face facts Ė it is a miracle that any of us are sitting here today, instead of having perished during the age where the only thing preventing us from chugging down a gallon of dish detergent was a cartoon f...

 
 
 
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Steam Holiday Sale damage report

The holidays are over, which means itís time to put away the Christmas lights, stop pretending like you can tolerate your loved ones, and survey the smoking crater the latest Steam sale has left behind in place of your bank account. And l...

 
 
 
 
 
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Why we should never pay $60 for a videogame

Iím cheap. Frugal. Miserly. A man of generic brands and packed lunches. Of 2-for-1 deals and 10% tips. Someone who feels a twinge of regret over every cent that leaves their bank account.† Naturally, my penny pinching methodology extend...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The top ten Steam games I will never play

I canít be the only one who feels a twinge of guilt every time they open Steam. Playing a game on my laptop means having to search through a sea of grey for a handful of bright spots. I realize thatís true of a lot of things in life, but ...

 
 
 
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Horror Story: Fear, thy name is Zelda

[For his Bloggers Wanted essay response, Destructoid community blogger UsurpMyProse explains why Ocarina of Time is the scariest game of all time. Want to see your own words appear on the front page? Go write something! --Mr Andy Dixon] Wri...

 
 




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Umihara Kawase Fresh!"Swingers club"

 

SolSeraph"Gods and monsters"

 

The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa"Me and my friends"

 
 
 

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Dinosir

Dinos Doodles Day 8: This man is not pleased by your shenanigans!

 
Slimybear245v20

Wes isnt even that sexy the other Chriss are much #heresytoid

 
Riff Raff

#Cutetoid

 
Scrustle

Reminder that the final Splatfest for Splatoon 2 starts today! Chaos vs Order! Itll run for 72 hours, so theres plenty of time to join

 
Riff Raff

Right now the steelbook is only for the upside down people This better come to EU (and I want it bad! It glows in the dark!

 
JcDent

Im an old, my jokes dont need to be

 
Electric Reaper

Even dishwasher (one of the most prominent RWBY fan artists) has made art about the really stupid storm Area 51 Also, for profit companies are using the meme to advertise their Because of course the corporations would do

 
bong264

Halo Wars was Not bad for an rts built for consoles but still pretty easy compared to a real Solved most of the missions by using good old fashion guardsmen tactics :P

 
Dennis Carden

Just heard about the suspected arson attack at Kyoto I really and truly can’t put into words just how messed up and heartbreaking it My heart goes out to the victims and their families, and the talented artists whose work was

 
Kevin Mersereau

Stranger Things Season 3 was fantastic, but these three were easily the best I love how they’ve changed Steve from a total D-Bag in the first season to the most likable member of the

 
 

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