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Either FFXII's story is way better than I remember it being, or it's just a huge relief to have a plot that makes actual goddamn sense after playing FFXV.

 
 
 

I feel like Capture the Flag was added to Overwatch as a way to punish people who requested they add more modes.

 
 
 
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I love the blue shell

[Dtoid community blogger UsurpMyProse answered our recent call for "I love what you hate" submissions with a most evil confession. Do YOU love something that everyone else loathes? Go tell us about it! --Mr Andy Dixon] For many of you, I im...

 
 
 
 
 

I'm sick of saving Hyrule

After finally finishing A Link Between Worlds, I believe thereís only one phrase that can adequately summarize my feelings toward the seventeenth entry in the storied Zelda franchise: Goddamnit. Seriously, Hyrule? Link had to save you a...

 
 
 
 

The Past: Who the hell puts Mew under a truck?

Ten year olds are idiots. Letís face facts Ė it is a miracle that any of us are sitting here today, instead of having perished during the age where the only thing preventing us from chugging down a gallon of dish detergent was a cartoon f...

 
 
 
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Steam Holiday Sale damage report

The holidays are over, which means itís time to put away the Christmas lights, stop pretending like you can tolerate your loved ones, and survey the smoking crater the latest Steam sale has left behind in place of your bank account. And l...

 
 
 
 
 
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Why we should never pay $60 for a videogame

Iím cheap. Frugal. Miserly. A man of generic brands and packed lunches. Of 2-for-1 deals and 10% tips. Someone who feels a twinge of regret over every cent that leaves their bank account.† Naturally, my penny pinching methodology extend...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The top ten Steam games I will never play

I canít be the only one who feels a twinge of guilt every time they open Steam. Playing a game on my laptop means having to search through a sea of grey for a handful of bright spots. I realize thatís true of a lot of things in life, but ...

 
 
 
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Horror Story: Fear, thy name is Zelda

[For his Bloggers Wanted essay response, Destructoid community blogger UsurpMyProse explains why Ocarina of Time is the scariest game of all time. Want to see your own words appear on the front page? Go write something! --Mr Andy Dixon] Wri...

 
 




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In other sale news, Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection is going for $18 on I hope it stays that price until I get paid next!

 
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Hey guys, I hate to post this, but I think Im going to need some finicial More info in the (Afternoon bump)

 
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Blizzard be like we never lost

 
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Why does my asshole cat keep pooping behind the

 
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Never heard of this game But it sounds great! I wonder if it will ever jump to

 
NeoTurbo

Welp, I finally got back ALL my party members in Dragon Quest XI this weekend!

 
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I played the browser game First time, I tried being vaguely competent, filled the meters, and nothing 2nd time, I tried to be the absolute worst, and got The game has a clear

 
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#arbitrarymetal This album has some of the most touching lyrics Ive This is mostly instrumental, but still just raw and

 
 

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