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Destructoid Theme Song Contest triple penetration

Just to make things hard on you, Tron Knotts has dropped his latest hit single on Megaupload. After navigating a Playstation Store-esque labyrinth of frustration, you will be treated to a song that is best described as an amalgamation of NE...

 
 
 
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Comic-Con 2007: Do not feed the robots!

Aww Comic-Con, the time of year where the coolest of the cool and the baddest of the bad meet up to talk about bangin' bitches and back alley knife fights. Destructoid will be here just trying not to get a bottle broken over our head or sho...

 
 
 
 
 
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E3 2007 Aftershocks: Burnout Paradise

Burnout Paradise was one of the few games at this years E3 to actually draw a reasonable line (and by line, I mean three humans and a Frag Doll). As always, it's looking quite amazing, with a lot of big changes this time around. The ope...

 
 
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EIEIO 2007: Dungeon Hero early impressions

Shown behind a slightly closed door at Gamecocks EIEIO this year was Dungeon Hero. As the trailer (after the jump) implies, this forthcoming PC / Xbox 360 game aspires to be the anti-dungeon-crawling dungeon crawler. While no actual gamepla...

 
 
 
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The Perfect Sequel: Crackdown 2

Everyone has played a game and thought “You know what they should add in the sequel?” Sometimes you would get lucky and said feature would make it into numero dos, but chances are more often than not the sequel came and went, sa...

 
 
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GameTap's Re/Visioned: Tomb Raider is pretty awesome (so far)

GameTap recently launched a new animated shorts series where influential and highly stylized artists and writers have the chance to give their favorite games a reimagining of sorts. On the waiting list of creators is Jim Lee, Warren Ellis,...

 
 
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WF Portmanteau: Mi swaga es su swaga

This E3 was a lot like the old E3's, except that it was totally freaking retarded and free stuff was hard as hell to come by. Luckily, my supposed Jewish ancestry gives me a heightened ability to gather mass amounts of swag, even when they ...

 
 
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PAX 2007: Be an honorary Destructoid editor for a weekend

Being a game journalist is serious business. You have to play video games, collect swag, and get drunk at private parties with Cliffy B, then come home and talk smack about poor people and immigrants. Still, there's quite a few people o...

 
 
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Silent Hill Arcade is like playing vomit

I'm a big supporter of IPs staying true to their origins. Paul Anderson's vision of Resident Evil? Raul Julia's vision of M. Bison? Uwe Boll's vision of anything? As a devout gamer, I kinda take them personally. Take Star Wa...

 
 
 
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EIEIO 2007: Hands-on with Fury; this game is HOT

Fury is an upcoming MMO game that strips away all the grinding and leveling of games like Everquest or World of Warcraft and jumps right down to the nitty gritty of PvP while still retaining the things that make RPG's so great. And it...

 
 
 
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EIEIO 2007: Gamecock L-pops are NSFW

Gamecock's anti-E3 event, EIEIO, was a very chill and completely welcome experience amidst the chaos of jumping from hotel to hotel and appointment to appointment. Located at Hotel California right off the Santa Monica pier, press i...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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E3 2007: Burnout Paradise gameplay will rape your face

Behold, Burnout Paradise! Developer Criterion is a company that continually does the unthinkable: it actually makes sequels... that are good. *gasp* I know, right? We can all sit around and argue about how Burnout 3 was or wasn't the pi...

 
 
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Import Spotlight: Oneechanbara vorteX

Welcome to the first ever Destructoid Import Spotlight. Every episode of this feature will take a look at games that never quite make the journey to American shelves. What better way to launch said serial than with Oneechanbara vorteX for t...

 
 




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NeoTurbo Spook Cat Supreme

Hey are we going to do anything for Extra Life next month? I know alot of us are getting into streaming so this seems like a good EDIT: Link in the comments btw if youre curious or interested!

 
Edgelord Kerrik52

A little fly whispered in my ear and told me that @Wes has a newfound affinity for So for this weeks #WesFetishWednesday, I thought I should teach him about the wonders of Dark Everyone, we must drag him further To Discord!

 
SpookinVyse

God damn it, we knew itd happen, just didnt think itd be so RIP Gord Canada will miss its poet

 
JcDent

Having made the harrowing journey to meet the Hermit of the Brown Paper Cave, you may ask a single The answer is likely to be meow, but you should still

 
Shinkz

Im happy to have been part of this big Dtoid family for so Its crazy to remember who has come and gone and how many other places havent GameTrailers, ScrewAttack, 1UP, Heres to another 8 years with you guys!

 
FakePlasticTree

If there is one thing I’m not digging about Odyssey so far, it has to be the bland hud font ala I miss the old playful font from the older

 
homeoftheghouls

Even though I pre-ordered South Park: TFBH on October 13th, Best Buy still hasnt given me my $10 rewards Is it because they havent shipped it yet?

 
Dangore Taarguts

Just cleared Metroid Prime Echoes! Havent played it in at least 10 years - Travel was just as annoying as I remember (for 100% anyway), and the final Ing boss still sucks, but I think I liked it more this On to 3, which Ive never finished

 
Guerrilla

It’s my birthday tomorrow! What y’all getting for me? Nothing? Fair But, at least tickle my butt for luck!

 
Greenhornet214

Member when Warcraft was a RTS? Those were the Warcraft 2 was one of my first video games

 
 

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