[Editor's note: This video contains a lot of profanity. If you're at work, take a pass on this one. -- Nick] EA is a terrible company. They rape and pillage franchise after franchise and are basically a disease whose practices have low...

The Dtoid PAX contest has finally come to an end, but I'm too busy tracking down videos and glamour shots of Ivanka Trump and Lonelygirl15 (the dead one) to care so here is a dude dressed up like Jenna Jameson's skeleton and the winner them...

Man I miss the good old days of just walking into a store and buying whatever I wanted. Videogames, candy corn, Gerber Graduate meat sticks… nothing could stand against my reckless spending and care-free attitude. But times have ch...

The Destructoid community blog contest which will allow one lucky reader, or more appropriately, "writer",  to join Dtoid at PAX as an honorary member of the staff is at an end. If you would like to be considered for this con...

This contest has resulted in some amazingly awesome entries, and since Rock Band's release is still more than three months away, Destructoid is giving you more time to up your chances at winning the complete game set (including all peripher...

DragonForce shmagonforce! What would those overrated girly men know about some hot banjo-on-banjo action? Nothing, thats what! Behold the redneck's gift to music the way it was originally meant to be heard: in Guitar Hero. If this doesn't m...

Despite a sequel for the 360 being hinted at recently, it seems all eyes are on the Wii version of the smash XBLA hit, Geometry Wars. And why shouldn't they be? With brilliant marketing like the above video, I involuntarily rushed out to th...

Above is just one of the many new areas to explore in Wrath of the Lich King, the upcoming expansion to World of Warcraft. One of the things the art team is promising to do with Wrath is create immersive, jaw-dropping environments that will...

This is usually where I would write a couple of words and maybe draw some boobs, but why do something crazy like that when I can have someone else do it for me? That's why I'm letting last weeks winner, Blufire, take over for me temporarily...

The single-player aspect of StarCraft II was honestly one of the more intriguing elements shown off at this year's Blizzcon. Thanks to Gamevideos you can watch the entire live demonstration by Blizzard's VP of Game Design Rob Pardo for your...

Wow, does that headline read like an infomercial or what? Act now and also receive this set of Ginsu knives valued at over five-hundred dollars completely FREE!!!Anyway, people are always telling me "Haley, don't mess up your credit&qu...

Although it would be virtually impossible to outdo our exhaustive Comic-Con '07 coverage, we must soldier on and cover frivolous media events like PAX and this weekend's Blizzcon, despite the knowledge that we have already peaked in our jou...

I hate Gamespot. When I run a multi-million dollar Web site that's one of the most visited locations on the net, I'm pretty sure I'm going to think of a better question to ask the greatest developers of our generation than "What's...

Last weekend's Comic-Con International in San Diego was home to the most excting new games,  the most anticipated new movies, the biggest announcements, and some of the most star-studded panels ever. Of course Destructoid was there to ...

Ninja Theory, the developer behind one of the PS3's biggest showcase titles, was not always known by that name. Several years ago they were actually Just Add Monsters, but with only one Xbox title, Kung Fu Chaos, under their belt, their par...

J.J. Abrams is the man. The guy has been responsible for practically reinventing television and saving it from the never-ending onslaught of reality shows and CSI spin-offs. He also made an extremely underrated movie that got swept under ...

Today's World Famous Portmanteau will be yet another experiment, as the "winner" will get to take over the feature this Friday while I play the booth babes and take pictures of the games at Blizzcon. The other difference is that this portma...

Just to make things hard on you, Tron Knotts has dropped his latest hit single on Megaupload. After navigating a Playstation Store-esque labyrinth of frustration, you will be treated to a song that is best described as an amalgamation of NE...

According to the mysteriously-named Playstation Blog, Michael Shorrock, the Director of Third Party Relations at SCEA, has announced that Geoff Keighly has announced that Rockstar Games has announced an exclusive, brand new franchise for th...

Aww Comic-Con, the time of year where the coolest of the cool and the baddest of the bad meet up to talk about bangin' bitches and back alley knife fights. Destructoid will be here just trying not to get a bottle broken over our head or sho...

I thought that my emotions were no longer a working part of me and that my tear ducts and vage had dried up long ago, but apparently there is some humanity left in me after all. Jeff Veasey, or "CJayC" as he is more commonly known...

Not awesome because this game looks cool mind you, awesome because this guy is really freaking excited to talk about it. As the last of Destructoids E3 coverage rolls in (that show was like sooo July 13th...), this is a fitting way to demon...

Assassin's Creed was one of the live demos at the Microsoft press conference at E3 last week, and all I could keep thinking was "Goddamn, Jade Raymond looks hot!" Aside from that fact, this was the first time gamers got to see the...

Burnout Paradise was one of the few games at this years E3 to actually draw a reasonable line (and by line, I mean three humans and a Frag Doll). As always, it's looking quite amazing, with a lot of big changes this time around. The ope...

Shown behind a slightly closed door at Gamecocks EIEIO this year was Dungeon Hero. As the trailer (after the jump) implies, this forthcoming PC / Xbox 360 game aspires to be the anti-dungeon-crawling dungeon crawler. While no actual gamepla...