I spoil things a lot for myself. I use guides for games, I look up summaries on Wikipedia, I am online while I am in game. It�s rare that I�m surprised in a game, since I have usually read what happens next. Playing without a guide is more ...

It�s been three weeks since I started playing. When I�m not playing, I have it idling in the background. I can�t remember the last time I was this obsessed with a game. I�m talking, of course, about�Cookie Clicker. Gaze upon the face of ma...

Imagine you're at a fine restaurant. Your food is delicious, the service is impeccable, and your dining companions provide great conversation. Everything is perfect, and then when the waiter gives you the bill, he spits in your face. W...

So I've been working my way through my backlog, and lamenting how long it's been since my most recent post, when I was struck by a burst of inspiration. I realized I could blog about various games as I went through them, starting with Okami...

Is this a thing? I haven�t seen any monthly-musings this month, but there was a prompt. It�s right here. http://www.destructoid.com/monthly-musing-happy-holidays-188757.phtml Anyway� As gamers, we slowly grow more jaded as we grow more e...

Hey everyone, it's your friendly neighborhood Lazerpig here. As you may or may not know (probably may not), I won a plush Sir Omnomom at the Monster Hunter Tri party. Well, was awarded. They said the winner, and then I said they mispronoun...

So, I had a lot of fun at the sleepover, and I wasn�t even there. I think I can say that my existence was validated, but I�m also fond of hyperbole. First awesome thing that happened was when they were setting up the cameras so we could se...

Oh, hello there D-Toid. It's me again, your good buddy Lazerpig, here to write my introductory blog post thing. This is actually my third post, after two explaining why I don't like Metroid games. I'm thinking about making that into a serie...

I�ll start with Fusion, because this one was sort of hit-or-miss for most Metroid fans. It wasn�t the linearity that bothered me; I never did any of that sequence-breaking that makes the Metroid games so popular. Hell, I kind of liked it. T...

So, I�m starting my blog with a shocker; I don�t like Metroid games. This probably isn�t surprising to many of you, but only because you read the title. So that doesn�t really count. But, you know, that�s sort of understandable; no genre is...