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Got an upvote from Martin Boselie, my new best friend. We share the common interest of aspiring affection and desire for sex and love.


 
 
 

Lately the only time I've had to be on Dtoid is at the end of the day just before I go to sleep. Looking through a full day of Qtoid is a window into a very special madness. Today it was a Minion fetish, I didn't see that coming. But I fapped anyway.

 
 
 

Happy Birthday to Dtoid!!I’ve met a bunch of really awesome people here over the years, and I’m so happy to call this place Home.


 
 
 

Greetings my Dtoid friends. Holy Shit, what a crazy few weeks!! Thought I would introduce Dtoids newest member Logan. #babyfunk


 
 
 

Hi everyone, just wanted to let you guys know my son was born!!! He didn’t make it easy, but he’s healthy as can be, and my wife is recovering well. When I can get pictures to upload I’ll show him off. Thanks so much for all the well wishes.

 
 
 

Well, we’ve been in the hospital for the better part of 3 Days, my wife is having some brutal pre-labor issues. She’s hanging in there though, and hopefully baby will be born in the next 24 hours. Send us some of those good vibes!!!

 
 
 

Hello my Dtoid friends. I haven’t been around much lately, but I have been spying when I get the chance. I’ve been building a shit load of baby furniture, I have now prepped the landing pad for our new arrival. Should be any day now.


 
 
 

Recently finished the RE Remake on PS4, still a kickass game. First time I’ve played as Chris, only 6 inventory slots, no lock pick, can’t make V-Jolt to kill the plant roots, and you never see Barry. Clearly Jill Valentine is the only way to go.


 
 
 

Had fun reading all the carnage from freaky friday. Maybe by becoming others, you learned how to walk in their shoes, and learned an important life lesson. Or maybe you perverts just liked going through their underwear drawers while they weren't looking.

 
 
 

Thanks to the SNES classic, and specifically the rewind feature, I finished Super Castlevania 4 for the first time. Only took 25 years or so since I first played it. Never give up on your dreams!!!!!


 
 
 

Happy Birthday to Chris and Scruff, hope you guys are able to relax and have a good day.


 
 
 
 

Sometimes I sit on the toilet and get caught up on a days worth of Qposts that I’ve missed.


 
 
 

This morning I was telling my wife about how everyone on dtoid went out trying to get a SNES classic. I told her I didn't really want to spend the money on it, or wait in line to get one. Then she came home and gave me this, I was so happy! True Love


 
 
 

I saw Angela Merkel on the news this morning, I then tried to create a good name for a porn parody based on the German Chancellor. It was amusing for awhile, but then I thought about it for too long, and felt sad about the state of my mind.


 
 
 
 

Was away for a few days, came back and saw you beautiful bastards got @Dere a PS4, it got done so quickly! I know I'm late on this but it's really awesome to see acts of kindness like that. Love this place, VIVA DTOID!!!

 
 
 

Wildfires are crazy this year in B.C. 40,000 people evacuated still 140 active fires burning. My town has looked like silent hill for weeks with the amount of smoke in the air, but getting rain today, hopefully that starts to calm things down!

 
 
 

Just watched Street Fighter 2 the animated movie. At one point, Ken seeks guidance from his sensei, and the sensei says "give birth to yourself". Good luck with that Ken.


 
 
 
 

On HLN news, they showed a clip from the Simpsons movie, and then said Ranier Wolfcastle was voiced by Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is confirmation that we are living in a reality where parody has become indistinguishable from truth.


 
 
 

I got so excited to see a comment from Elsa, then I realized it was an article from 4 months ago :(

 
 
 

I knew white people were awful, I just never knew how awful. One of the many lessons I have learned from the world's greatest electric toothbrush. Never change, and for the love of Cthulhu never leave us. #Occamstoid

 
 
 


About Funkotrons Finestone of us since 11:20 AM on 01.08.2010

Welcome Friends,

To the Hyperfunk Zone!

I'm a 36 year old married man from the magical land of British Columbia. I’ve been playing video games for a very long time…… started all the way back with the Atari 2600. I’ve dabbled in PC gaming but have always been, primarily, a console gamer.

My console history goes: Atari 2600> NES> Genesis> PlayStation> Dreamcast> PS2> GameCube> Xbox 360> PS3> Wii> PS4> XBone> WiiU. After the Dreamcast died, I staged a one man protest and didn’t play games for about a year, that was my Vietnam.

Handhelds have been mostly Gameboys. I also own a PS Vita, I love it so, why do you let it suffer Sony? Why? Never got into phone gaming, except for Peggle and Space Miner, where the Fuck is the sequel to Space Miner?????

Some of my All-time favorites: Mega Man 2, Punch-Out, Ducktails. Toe Jam &Earl 1+2, Flashback, Road Rash, Resident Evil, Shenmue, Crazy Taxi, GTA Vice City, Deus EX, God of War, Banjo Kazooie, Psychonauts, Super Mario Sunshine, Zelda Wind Waker + Minish cap, Mass Effect, ES Oblivion and Skyrim, Batman Arkham series.

To cement my nerd status, I collected comics for many years, primarily Batman. Comixology has rendered me powerless to my addiction. So if you want to talk comics, I’m your man.
 
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