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I recently shared my Punchy here but I got him a little bottle to complete the outfit so figured another photo was needed. He deals with Nintendo nickel and diming him to play Paper Mario by succumbing to crippling alcoholism.


 
 
 

When you're playing hide and seek in-between drunk sex sessions and the other person gets their finger stuck in a closing door hinge while you're looking for them and cuts part of it off. I swear the last 12 hours of my life have been wild.

 
 
 

Metroid Cred...it Score. Fico specifically. How else does she afford the ship?

 
 
 

Metroid Mead For real though if they make another smash it's a crime if they don't include Raven Beak as a playable character right? Maybe... An SA-X costume for Samus while they're at it?

 
 
 
 

After watching the trailer for that new terrible looking RE movie with a sad version of the HEYA He man song I now need a Mario movie trailer with Chris Pratt fumbling through a fungal apocalypse while a sad slow version of All-Star by Smash Mouth plays.

 
 
 

Just wanted to give an update for the several of you playtested the alpha for my game earlier this year. I'm still working it it's just become a much larger more ambitious project. A five part x-rated cosmic horror epic. More in the comments.

 
 
 

I've got kind of a funny story about how I fucked over the director of the Metroid Prime games in the comments. Still embarrassed to this day.

 
 
 

On my second playthrough of Metroid Dread aiming for 100% on hard mode. Just sequence break'd the second boss and moving on to sequence break for more late game items. This game is fucking incredible. My only complaint is miniboss reuse. It's fatty.

 
 
 

I started playing Metroid Dread 4 hours ago. It is now 4 in the morning. I have not stopped. To stop or not to stop that is the question...

 
 
 

It's not just me right? Those robot dogs in the Battlefield 2042 beta are fucking scary.

 
 
 

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW. AM I ON COKE? NO. IT'S JUST THAT METROID DREAD COMES OUT TONIGHT. IM RIDING LIFE'S DICK RIGHT NOW. #OVERREACTION #SQUAD GOALS

 
 
 

The things I've seen in these Metroid Dread leaks are making the next 3 days very difficult.

 
 
 

Cannot believe the new Venom movie has a scene where Venom goes to a rave after a big break up, gets super fucked up and gives a speech about how he's out of the closet and we should accept LGBT folks for who they are. While wearing glow stick necklaces.

 
 
 
 

Me: playing Deathloop while reading all the comments complaining about the 10/10 scores because of mediocre AI and black protagonists. Also me: playing one of the best most creative AAA games this year that isn't afraid to be comedic and vulgar.

 
 
 

Yo am I crazy? I liked the Black Ops Cold War campaign but I thought the multiplayer was mostly meh. But the COD Vanguard beta has me hooked more than any COD multiplayer in a while.

 
 
 

Ok so the new Deltarune confirms there will be 7 chapters. TOBY IT'S TAKEN 6 YEARS FOR 2 CHAPTERS. YOU GONNA RELEASE THE WHOLE GAME IN 2036 MY BOY?!

 
 
 

It must be destiny that my shift ends at the same time Deltarune Chapter 2 comes out. Just 20 more minutes. Really hope there's a city like the one they teased as a sprite. Who's playing tonight?


 
 
 

Look guys I'm sorry but I fucking loved Malignant. One of my favorites movies of the year up there with Roadrunner, The Green Knight, and Eva 3.0 + 1.0. It's so rare to get a horror movie like that with that budget and craft. made me so happy.

 
 
 

Look guys I'm sorry but I fucking loved Malignant. One of my favorites movies of the year up there with Roadrunner, The Green Knight, and Eva 3.0 + 1.0. It's so rare to get a horror movie like that with that budget and craft. made me so happy.

 
 
 
 

Welp. Today I got a sweet Software Engineer job and Psychonauts 2. Two things I've waited several years for. I guess life's ok right? Seriously though Psychonauts 2 is maybe the best game Double Fine's put out so far. Wowza!

 
 
 

It's very hard for me to believe that Psychonauts 2 is a real game coming out this week. NMH3, Metroid Dread and this all within months of each other? Madness I tell you. Can't wait to follow Raz down the mental rabbit hole one more time.


 
 
 

Sharing dick pics in the comments (edit: wow your dicks are great!)

 
 


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